International Helicopter Carrying Iranian President Crashes ***UPDATE: President Dead***

[Corona]

If Kobe can’t survive a helicopter crash there’s no way this bozo can

 

[Jballer]

If Kobe can’t survive a helicopter crash there’s no way this bozo can

I feel like we’ve had this comment already.

 

[Corona]

I feel like we’ve had this comment already.

Probably.. I barely read through this thread lol

 

[Halifax]

This shit just got very very serious.

The butcher of Tehran is dead. How many political enemies did he have killed again? Thousands? Or tens of thousands?

 

[TribalDrumz]

If Kobe can’t survive a helicopter crash there’s no way this bozo can

I hope you don’t blame that Armenian pilot dude. lol

 

[Siver!]

Crash site footage has been made available, though really a single photo says it all.

 

[ShadowRun]

Saw the Clinton meme about it also

 

[syct23]

Confirmed,

So long sweet prince…

Damn, almost two presidents in one week..

 

[emefer]

Just read that they found his head and shoulders in the wreckage confirming that he had dandruff.

 

[jk7707]

I used to work with a guy who was a helicopter pilot in the military and later a pilot for plane flights over the grand canyon. He told me flat out, that if your going down in a helicopter you're pretty much dead unless you're VERY close to the ground already. The gliding motion of a small plane gives you a little bit of a chance, but helicopters drop like a rock when the rotors fail. He dead.

 

[Rod1]

He isnt Ayatollah but was most likely candidate to follow.

Iran Supreme Leader is in his mid 80s and there doesnt seems to have a good replacement.

Even Khomeini himself had to bend the rules to get Khamenei who wasnt Ayatollah.

My guess is that the theocracy will die with Khamenei and IRGC will create a shogunate with them calling the shots while having a ceremonial cleric as emperor

 

[Hdfi]

Clearly assassinated by Israel/USA.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Clearly assassinated by Israel/USA.

 

[king hippo]

can a mountain rise up and wipe out the supreme leader and his gang of backwards sheep fuckers too? free those poor people.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Clearly assassinated by Israel/USA.

The helicopter crash was caused by a fog that obstructed visibility.

"The Jooooooos control the weather!"

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

RIP










Nah, I'm just fucking around.

Good fucking riddance, and I hope the Ayatollah and the mullahs are next!

 

[MTT]

I used to work with a guy who was a helicopter pilot in the military and later a pilot for plane flights over the grand canyon. He told me flat out, that if your going down in a helicopter you're pretty much dead unless you're VERY close to the ground already. The gliding motion of a small plane gives you a little bit of a chance, but helicopters drop like a rock when the rotors fail. He dead.

Autorotation

 

[KnightTemplar]

When Superhero dweebs try and compensate by warfare they will be no part of lmao.

"Compensate" implies I gave a fuck what you or anyone else thinks about me.

 

[Bacco]

Article i've just read give him for dead, with him apparently also the foreign minister

 

[Brueskie]

Just read that they found his head and shoulders in the wreckage confirming that he had dandruff.

A repurposed space shuttle Challenger accident joke. I'll approve it.