Help Name our Desert Tortoise

[Losfer Words]

The wife and adopted a desert tortoise through a program with the fish and game department. Got him/her yesterday. We have been going through names but still haven't settled on one yet. The only name that survived the first day was Montez. Dudes got a cute face with an under-bite. Got any suggestions?

 

[00 Buck]

Bubbles.

 

[Ol'Ironhead]

Norton

Crisper

Crispy


Those are better dog names but, a turtle works too

 

[ShoelessRye]

Tortoise-y McTortoiseface.

 

[LOST CAUSE]

Turt Reynolds or Shellby

 

[bad seed]

The wife and adopted a desert tortoise through a program with the fish and game department. Got him/her yesterday. We have been going through names but still haven't settled on one yet. The only name that survived the first day was Montez. Dudes got a cute face with an under-bite. Got any suggestions?

pics or gtfo

 

[CoolB]

Slow Fuck Stormborn of the House Turtleryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the reptile Andals and the First turtles, Painted Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of turtles.

 

[CutStryker]

The wife and adopted a desert tortoise through a program with the fish and game department. Got him/her yesterday. We have been going through names but still haven't settled on one yet. The only name that survived the first day was Montez. Dudes got a cute face with an under-bite. Got any suggestions?

Dusty

 

[Rozko]

Shelly McShellface

 

[Losfer Words]

Turt Reynolds or Shellby

turt reynolds is awesome, lol.

 

[Valhoven]

The wife and adopted a desert tortoise through a program with the fish and game department. Got him/her yesterday. We have been going through names but still haven't settled on one yet. The only name that survived the first day was Montez. Dudes got a cute face with an under-bite. Got any suggestions?

Two names for me complement an underbite...

• Topsy (sounds like a Chicago mobster), or

• Beavis

Spoiler: Turtle impression

 

[JAEGERX]

Turt Reynolds or Shellby

Epic, this is it, Turt Reynolds

 

[jefferz]

Eduardo

 

[milliniar]

Menchi or emergency food supply

 

[Diet Butcher]

Mo (short for Mojave)

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Slow Fuck Stormborn of the House Turtleryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the reptile Andals and the First turtles, Painted Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of turtles.

This is the only correct answer.

 

[Pwent]

Shell shock
Koopa
Bowser
Michelangelo/Donatello/Raphael/Leonardo

 

[S3VERE]

Lou Sputol

 

[Pwent]

A boy=Shelldon
A girl=Shelly

 

[bubbleboyjones]

Clippy