I finally found a good use for alexa

[Fedorgasm]

So I got an echo show as a gift a while back and I thought it was cool, but in everyday life I never found any use for it other than as just a really expensive alarm clock.

But this morning, the alarm went off and I was so tired that I was having trouble dragging my ass out of bed.

But I had an idea. I thought of a dance song that really gets my ass moving. Like the kind of song that you can't help but at least bob your head or tap the steering wheel to the beat when it plays.

So I choose Levitating by Dua Lipa and I tell Alexa to play it.

Then I couldn't help but move my body. My feet were moving to the beat, then my shoulders, plus she's so hot even her voice can give me a semi, so that increased blood flow even more.

Halfway through the song I didn't even feel like being in bed anymore and I got up with ease.

So not only did I find a good use for Alexa, but also an easy way to wake up, and a practical use for dancing.

Nobel prize, here I come!

 

[Fedorgasm]

Sorry, forgot that every time you mention Dua Lipa you have to post her pic

 

[mixmastermo]

If you're having trouble sleeping I bet she can help as well

 

[Ballsaque]

I feel like it already spies on you very well?

 

[StonedLemur]

My mother used her Alexa like that at least 7 years ago sir lol.

 

[nonoob]

My mother used her Alexa like that at least 7 years ago sir lol.

That may be a first here Lemur, saying "My mother" instead of "Yo mama".

 

[William Huggins]

Sorry, forgot that every time you mention Dua Lipa you have to post her pic

Is that her signature on her arm??

 

[Cartiac]

Are you saying what I think you are saying?

If you really did bang your Alexa can you please provide the model and software version?

 

[666]

Sorry, forgot that every time you mention Dua Lipa you have to post her pic

This makes me ha-ha happy

 

[Osculater]

Teh ghey for the music choice

 

[shunyata]

Is that her signature on her arm??

Collectors edition mannequin?


Fedorgasm, I dunno if you know this but clock radios have been around for a while and don't require that your wiretap your house.

 

[Joe Mama]

I use mine for everything from controlling the lights and ceiling fans to setting timers when I dont want to grab my phone.

Its like a verbal remote control that is also spying on me.

 

[Fuglee]

Sorry, forgot that every time you mention Dua Lipa you have to post her pic

Not gonna lie, this is the first time I've ever seen her.

Thank you.

 

[Quadtavius Tuck]

Sorry, forgot that every time you mention Dua Lipa you have to post her pic

Built like a neon fridge, a lime 2D rectangle

Much wow

 

[yamahacrasher]

Sorry, forgot that every time you mention Dua Lipa you have to post her pic

 

[StonedLemur]

That may be a first here Lemur, saying "My mother" instead of "Yo mama".

But she's my ma dukes not his, why would I say "yo" mama sir? Lol

 

[HUNTERMANIA]

Use a ringtone creator online to edit a song and download it as your alarm on your phone

I did that with my ringtone and my alarm, it's like my favorite song so I love it.

 

[Pliny Pete]

 

[650lb Sumo]

 

[jeff7b9]

"Alexa- listen to all of my daily interactions and build a profile about me for the NSA."