I just learned that Achilles and The Spartans were gay

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This raises the question; if both the greatest individual warrior and the greatest group of warriors (who actually lost to an even gayer group of elite warriors) were gay, is there something about gay sex that makes one better at fighting?

And more importantly, can one call oneself a serious martial artist if one doesn't engage in some male to male action in order to become better at fighting?
 
Original rainbow warriors bro...

They would have entire groups of gay men fight in the same unit.. that thought was (and proven correctly) that two men in love would fight to defend each other to the death..

They were not wrong.

Ask history

Kind of like modern history with entering the US military on the buddy system to have you be in the same unit as your friend, keeps you fighting harder then if it were a stranger..

Used to allow brothers to fight together back in the day for the same reason until Private Ryan's family went all FUBAR with it...
 
Kirra said:
(who actually lost to an even gayer group of elite warriors)
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Forgot to add a link: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

"The Sacred Band of Thebes (Ancient Greek: Ἱερὸς Λόχος, Hieròs Lókhos) was a troop of select soldiers, consisting of 150 pairs of male lovers which formed the elite force of the Theban army in the 4th century BC, ending Spartan domination."
 
The greek were gay AF, all of them,

In athens mature man tooked teenage boy under their wings to show them how to become man,
and also fck'd them all the time.

The Spartans used anal sex rape to discipline young soldiers.
 
syct23 said:
Original rainbow warriors bro...

They would have entire groups of gay men fight in the same unit.. that thought was (and proven correctly) that two men in love would fight to defend each other to the death..

They were not wrong.

Ask history
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I heard they tried to turn whole units in Vietnam gay with drugs.....
 
Sonny Qc said:
The greek were gay AF, all of them,

In athens mature man tooked teenage boy under their wings to show them how to become man,
and also fck'd them all the time.

The Spartans used anal sex rape to discipline young soldiers.
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It's not gay if it's in the army. It's like prison. Once the war is over though and you're still sucking Chad's dick then it's a lil gay.
 
If they were like the Romans, they didn't fuck each other. They had sex slaves (typically boys and young men) that took care of their needs. They used male sex slaves that were often eunuchs because they could not get pregnant and were submissive. Particularly feminine acting males (actually gay) where sought-after and were dressed as women.

I read some crazy shit on this a while back. It was not uncommon for these sex slaves to go without food for several days and survive solely on the large amounts of semen they ingested on the daily.

How would you like to draw that card in life? lol
 
Well gay, while bumming each other’s sons in the mountains as a rites of passage.
 
Fedorgasm said:
How bad is the education system failing when people are talking about Achilles as if he were a real dude that actually existed?
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Fictional characters can't be gay?
 
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