I left the hospital today, feel good, but did something funny leaving

[Big Dawg]

 

[Persuadertron]

You're giving the game away or sobering up, quick drink more or pretend too........... please

With pleasure.

By the way did you like the movie bad santa or bad santa 2? Not sur3 if your reply is in there.

If you saw neither just vote at random fuck the poll up. I have a cricket in the house to kill

 

[William Huggins]

With pleasure.

By the way did you like the movie bad santa or bad santa 2? Not sur3 if your reply is in there.

If you saw neither just vote at random fuck the poll up. I have a cricket in the house to kill

Cricket bats are made to kill crickets, you need one in your life.......it will also make you seem interesting to girls......kills crickets and gets girls, win win!

 

[Drain Bamage]

So from my conclusion of other thread.

Albulance, fire truck came. Stumbled onto gurney dry heaving all the way to UNMH (name of hospital)
Then went from the ER to some place called "triogue" (fucking how do you spell that)

Now triogue is no bigger than an apartment bedroom but shaped oblong. There were 6 chairs but nurses would whell the poor fuckers in an empty space and leave us for hours, no eye contact.

There was one guy who was tatted in a whife beater trying to pass a kidney stone. The noises...
He eventually ended up on the floor, a nurse yells get off the floor sit down. Poor older gentleman.

Eventually i get taken to the back! I think im gonna walk around, shoot the shit, maybe meet a girly friend like i met my ex fiance. But no. I'm stuck in a room get yelled at if i leave, small tv attached to the roof where i cant see. One chair with no table.

Worst of all the attach the stickies to monitor your vitals, ANOTHER covid test, make you ware a glowing thingy to a finger for your heart and of course, the potassium iv. They said i needed about 6 bags. Those iv bags take 18 hours to deplete holy shit.

I did some of the stuff then i made a run for it. Demanded my stuff i came in with, waited until no one was watching, then i started walking strange hallways until i found the "EMERGENCY FLIGHT RISK" door and walked out while a nurse was letting someone in. Damn im good!!!

One time I had an infection on my face and I went to the doctor and they would do NOTHING for me. They literally wanted to refer me to a specialist. I said I have an infection now, cut it out. I dont have time for referalls and specialists. You're a fucking doctor do your job! And guess what? The doctor ended the appointment on the spot and walked out and told me to leave. So you know what I did, I went back to the waiting room and let every person in that waiting room know what a JOKE of a hospital and every doctor in that place was before I left.

 

[bobStash]

How do you spell that word? I humbly ask, Teach me

It’s spelled tree-ahhj. It’s French for a place cool people rest.

 

[TheNinja]

Dude. Are you still drinking or have you stopped ? How long in the hospital? Did they have you on benzos like Ativan or Librium for alcohol withdrawals?

you do NOT want to come down off heavy benzos without tapering. You think alcohol withdrawal is bad try benzo withdrawals!! It’s not safe

 

[lsa]

There is 3 hospitals hese in ABQ:

UNMH, Presbyteryan and Lovelace. I have a reputation in all 3 sadly. Now I have to pick and choose which shifts.

IF......i whant to keep boozing

Damn a hospital named after a porn star.. Noise!

 

[TheNinja]

Dude. Are you still drinking or have you stopped ? How long in the hospital? Did they have you on benzos like Ativan or Librium for alcohol withdrawals?

you do NOT want to come down off heavy benzos without tapering. You think alcohol withdrawal is bad try benzo withdrawals!! It’s not safe

@Persuadertron You still alive and kickin'?

 

[Phlog]

One time I had an infection on my face and I went to the doctor and they would do NOTHING for me. They literally wanted to refer me to a specialist. I said I have an infection now, cut it out. I dont have time for referalls and specialists. You're a fucking doctor do your job! And guess what? The doctor ended the appointment on the spot and walked out and told me to leave. So you know what I did, I went back to the waiting room and let every person in that waiting room know what a JOKE of a hospital and every doctor in that place was before I left.

I bet you came across as a sane, well put together dude.

What happened next?

 

[JoshTehV]

Triage? lmao that's the shit my grandma gets on iv in hospice care, pretty sure you need it.

 

[Persuadertron]

Dude. Are you still drinking or have you stopped ? How long in the hospital? Did they have you on benzos like Ativan or Librium for alcohol withdrawals?

you do NOT want to come down off heavy benzos without tapering. You think alcohol withdrawal is bad try benzo withdrawals!! It’s not safe

I got librium, multi-vitamins and 4 potassium focused ivs

Havin some malt liquor now. Must be careful now.

 

[Persuadertron]

@Persuadertron You still alive and kickin'?

Im solid my dude Ninja. Hard timea brought up on meself is all

 

[JoshTehV]

Dude. Are you still drinking or have you stopped ? How long in the hospital? Did they have you on benzos like Ativan or Librium for alcohol withdrawals?

you do NOT want to come down off heavy benzos without tapering. You think alcohol withdrawal is bad try benzo withdrawals!! It’s not safe

alcohol withdrawal is the only withdrawal you can die from

 

[Persuadertron]

You're giving the game away or sobering up, quick drink more or pretend too........... please

Good, wholesome drinking ends up improvasational anyway so fuck it. Share what we 'member

 

[TheNinja]

alcohol withdrawal is the only withdrawal you can die from

Not entirely true. You can die from benzo withdrawals as well. You can have grand mal seizures which you can die from.

 

[TheNinja]

I got librium, multi-vitamins and 4 potassium focused ivs

Havin some malt liquor now. Must be careful now.

Glad to hear you are back from the ER. Careful mixing alcohol and benzos.....it's a case where 1+1=5. You must be a lot younger that me. When I had mixed alcohol and benzos I'd just sleep like 14 hours a day!! lol.

 

[M4rk]

I too discharged myself from a hospital recently

They wanted to fondle my knackers while not supplying the antibiotics I needed.

That wasnt a hospital, that was a tesco.

 

[George Carlin]

I was an alcoholic with schitzoeffective tendencies when I would drink or go through withdrawals I was indistinguishable from a full blown skitzo, voices, hallucinations, conspiracies, all that. Over the course of 4 years I got 51/50d to the psych ward 10 separate times...

The first couple times I had actually said some suicidal stuff, but everytime after that they would basically send me there because I had been before and now I had the crazy stamp. But anyway I would just get blackout drunk and wake up in the hospital all the time, and when they send you to the psych ward first you gotta wait for a bed to open up at one, so you have to stay in a hospital bed for 2 or 3 straight days going out of your mind with boredom, or in ny case withdrawals and they'd put you in a public spot in a hallway where everyone can see you so you're just embarrassed the whole time.

Anyway alot of the time those 3 days in the hospital before even getting to START your 51/50 hold, were alot worst than the looney bin itself... I would wake up in the hospital and lose my fucking mind like NOOO cause I knew I was trapped.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

 

[Timetravel_0]

You went to the ER at UNMH? Hope you enjoy your hepatitis.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

The nurses don't sound too caring. Is this an NHS hospital?

I don't know, the NHS nurse that helped me was very sweet, when she stuck her fingers up my arse...