I lost 200 Instagram followers last night

[dildos]

Lmao. You’re one of my most favourite posters and you never disappoint.

thats funny, you are one of my favourite people to follow on instagram and you never disappoint.

 

[Kardashians]

thats funny, you are one of my favourite people to follow on instagram and you never disappoint.

That’s a lie. I disappoint on the daily yo!

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Nope still at 4.2M

 

[dildos]

That’s a lie. I disappoint on the daily yo!

#fakenews

 

[sissypunch]

You have an instagram and monitor your follower numbers closely and get worried when the number drops.

I'm afraid there is no way we could ever be friends.

 

[biscuitsbrah]

lmao. Glad I was not let down by the responses

 

[The Big Sloppy]

Wait, i'm confused....... Your mom followed and then unfollowed you 200 times?

 

[SammyPops]

One too many dick pics?

 

[The Clinch]

Different culture, hard to judge.

 

[Milgrim]

Sucker! All eight of my loyal IG followers are intact.

 

[SUSAN]

I was fucking around.

I don't have IG.

Lol at having to explain that

 

[nostradumbass]

Don't worry, they're just following you on grinder now.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

You're a grown man worrying about the same shit a 12 year old girl would worry about.

Your grandfather probably had a hand in building the infrastructure of America and here you are worrying about your instagram followers. Wtf?

 

[My name is]

Follow for follow bro

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Millenials have suicided for less than this.

Seek grief counseling immediately, bro.

Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.

Bee line to shrink. NAO.

 

[Mr. 4K]

Millenials have suicided for less than this.

Seek grief counseling immediately, bro.

Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.

Bee line to shrink. NAO.

Millennials are by far the GOAT generation.

 

[pookiyama]

Have you tried being more likable?

Maybe, owning a pet?

 

[blaseblah]

Because I post stuff about my IT job on Instagram?

Everybody knows 99.9% if people who work in IT are gay.

Because you monitor how many followers you gain/lose each day.

 

[DanMMAleague]

Because you monitor how many followers you gain/lose each day.

Hell yes, like countless other businesses.

 

[dc007]

Millenials have suicided for less than this.

Seek grief counseling immediately, bro.

Do not pass GO. Do not collect 200 followers.

Bee line to shrink. NAO.

fixed