I want to be a UFC fighter

[BabyBlue_Bomber]

Fat is not a problem

 

[STARSCREAM]

Imagine wanting to be poor

 

[TheChance]

First thing you want to do is ask yourself if you want to be a fucking fighter.

 

[Willek]

Fuck USADA

 

[Switch Blade]

But I'm too fat...what should I do?

Did you misspell KFC?

 

[Mangar]

 

[BEATDOWNS]

This co-main is pretty random

Just wanna see the main

 

[PizzaandBeer]

If you can’t make 265 then idk what to tell you

 

[Kingofthestreets]

Follow the dolce diet, do that thing that gabe refugee did, get yourself motivated like BJ used to be at one unspecified point in time, and when you are weighing in...be sure to lean on the towel like DC, have the commissioner that weighed in bristol marinade keep an eye on the scale.
You will also have to call someone out who is already in the UFC that way you could bypass several years of grinding in the regional promotions

And then there is the second option which is to use a time machine and travel back in time to UFC 3 and take out Steve jenum in the locker room and take his place as an alternate in the finals.

 

[dracul]

i thought u died of cancer

 

[BlackPanther]

Remove yourself from Sherdog first we’re all 6’5” 250 shredded here.

 

[SaigeVanZant]

Put away the donuts and skittles

 

[Deleted member 571517]

But I'm too fat...what should I do?

Fight in heavyweight if you are heavy and fight in lightweight if you are light.

 

[Iron Nick]

"Train hardeeeeeeer than last time!"

- Dr. Greg Doucette

 

[Nobru]

Go on the treadmill and lose some weight. Start walking first and then progress to running.

Do it about 2 hours every day.

and come back after 12 months. if you still fat, forget it, unless you have really heavy hands and an iron chin

 

[FireKidWS]

But I'm too fat...what should I do?

lol.

 

[linch]

Diet down, cut some weight and you're ready for heavyweight division.