If a wizard appears...

[Hyperglide]

I would take A or B. I don't have a Dog and I don't have a Dad. I don't really talk to my mom and when I do she always wants something from me anyways. With that said I still love her and it would be tough but 2 million is a lot more then $15k.

 

[CardonaLJ**]

Wut?

I'm pretty sure if your disabled in any sense that hinders u gaining employment u can collect social security.

 

[D Train]

I'll take b. I love my dog, but she's old and doesn't have much time left anyway. That money would be really helpful.

 

[countswagula]

A or E, and just pick some rich as fuck woman

 

[td82394]

My dog killed herself about a year ago, so I take the 15 million

EDIT: Oh shit, it's ony 15k.... never mind, I become Oprah or I stop talking to my parents. But more than likely, I stop talking to my parents. I'm not homophobic at all, but I just can't see myself being attracted to dick so being a married woman (I'm pretty sure) would be damn near impossible. And besides, my Dad lives in California and my Mom lives in Louisiana, so I don't talk to them much anyway. And even when I do, my Mom is a control freak and my Dad can't seem to get his shit together.

 

[groo]

Lol @ A..... So many would pick that without hesitation...

 

[minute bull]

Not just a wizard but also a tax wizard, nice.

 

[Halge]

I'd use my greatsword to break every mirror in the room.

 

[Brampton_Boy]

Answer is no to all of the above - although option c) doesn't apply to me.

15k for my dog? Fuck that wizard. My dog is a member of the family.

 

[Talent]

300k to lose an arm when option A is on the table? lol wtf

 

[Snakesolidsnake]

Become Halle Berry? Ok. I'd sit at home and play with myself all day.

My first thought exactly when I read that option.

 

[llperez22]

none of them. Money aint everything although if someone hated their parents i could see why they would.

The shitty thing is though while many might not admit it on here, i bet there are lots of sherdoggers who do get along with their parents and dog but would still pick one of those options just for the cash.

 

[Linkuei]

This sounds more like the Devil granting you a wish than a Wizard.

 

[Byron Pechorin]

None of these are even close to tempting.

 

[Brampton_Boy]

I'll take b. I love my dog, but she's old and doesn't have much time left anyway. That money would be really helpful.

While I would say to each their own, that is awful man.

A dog is loyal to the end. If you were sick and old, I bet she would be by your side.

 

[Halge]

None of these are even close to tempting.

"A" sounds pretty good to me. 2 million gringo dollars is a lot of money.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I'm pretty sure if your disabled in any sense that hinders u gaining employment u can collect social security.

Switching sex and race is a disability? I chose the wrong fucking option then.

 

[CardonaLJ**]

Switching sex and race is a disability? I chose the wrong fucking option then.

Lol shit. Meant D. Not E.

 

[ralphc1]

I'd take A. Both of my parents are dead.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Couldn't do that to my parents, I don't have a dog or a girlfriend and I'd never give up an arm. I say take these deals, turn them sideways and shove them up your ass