If someone narrated your life, who would you want to be the narrator?

[Highway99]

Gilbert Gottfried, especially when I'm fucking...

 

[666]

Rhymes...

Good idea.

Dibs on Eminem, to narrate my life story, in hip hop form.

Im synonyms Simpson. invasive obliteration, confirmation incoming information masturbation clarification defecation eradication castration by elongation frustration alienation creation determination and all at a train station.

Did I do okay?
Also
@StonedLemur

 

[Swiftie]

R Lee Ermey (RIP Gunny)

 

[Milgrim]

Ice Cube

 

[Uber_Noober]

Fixed

I’m out

 

[Axefan4life]

Jack Nicholson

 

[StonedLemur]

Im synonyms Simpson. invasive obliteration, confirmation incoming information masturbation clarification defecation eradication castration by elongation frustration alienation creation determination and all at a train station.

Did I do okay?
Also
@StonedLemur

I dig that one sir.

 

[Osculater]

After we bang all night long.

I bet all that lube got expensive

 

[666]

I bet all that lube got expensive

No I still make money at the end of the day.

 

[jeff7b9]

R Lee Ermey (RIP Gunny)

" You climb obstacles like old people fuck!!"

 

[Otto!]

Tito Ortiz. He’d make me sound like a legend, or a very confused person.

I’ll take my chances.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Norm MacDonald

 

[jeff7b9]

Im synonyms Simpson. invasive obliteration, confirmation incoming information masturbation clarification defecation eradication castration by elongation frustration alienation creation determination and all at a train station.

Did I do okay?
Also
@StonedLemur

Synonymous Simpson
You sound preposterous
Like Tito Ortiz speaking thru Bob Dylan's esophagus

Elongation?
Why pimp a train that never leaves the station?

Stick to masturbation.
Alleviate frustration
Castration and eradication?
This is not the way son.


So If you find yourself kekerfuffled
or your Jimmie have been rustled
It's best to take a breath
Before you get to the tusslin

find yourself a place
to do the five knuckle shuffle
Abracadabra!!
Your feather's unruffled


May the best man win
and smash chins with much excitement
& May post nut clarity illuminate your path to enlightenment


- jeffb7

 

[lweiberg]

Sam Elliot is more obvious and has more testosterone.

Gave it a shot↓

 

[lweiberg]

Norm MacDonald

Not the best, having trouble with Norm lately, but maybe worth a listen -

 

[Spounman]

Bobcat Goldthwait

 

[fica]

(You can only pick one person)

I'm going to say Charlton Heston.

mel gibson has great voice or mutual of omaha narattor when he talks about animals in picture

 

[GSP_37]

Eric Cartman

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Ron Howard in the style of how he narrated Arrested Development

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Lena Dunham