Is Alexa Grasso too good for MMA?

[loyalyolayal]

I’d help her make weight if you know what I mean

I'm gonna make her gain 20 lbs in 9 months.

 

[Kyojiro Kagenuma]

When I see her speak I don't see an MMA fighter.

MMA is a nasty, brutish sport. Blood, sweat, tears, and toil all in the same night.

When I see Alexa,

I see

an angel.

Straight down from heaven to bless us bums. She should be pampered, cuddled, and smooched, not subject to this Hunger Game.

If I had the money, I'd wife her up and buy Alexa her own island.

Do you sherdoggers agree?

God bless her.

Creepy. Very creepy.

 

[Left Hook Larry]

Simp

 

[baba2008]

TS and Alexa sittin' in a tree ...

 

[Fahcough]

I'd let her get these 2nds after Ostavich

 

[sss133]

Are you one of those guys who has a shrine to a celebrity and then decide to murder them?

 

[Fist As A Verb]

Her blemishes are a boner kill, and her eyes are too far apart. 2/10

 

[louiscyphere]

When I see her speak I don't see an MMA fighter.

MMA is a nasty, brutish sport. Blood, sweat, tears, and toil all in the same night.

When I see Alexa,

I see

an angel.

Straight down from heaven to bless us bums. She should be pampered, cuddled, and smooched, not subject to this Hunger Game.

If I had the money, I'd wife her up and buy Alexa her own island.

Do you sherdoggers agree?

God bless her.

Let’s just say they all are and scrap the women’s divisions all together

 

[Sijara Romero]

TS and Alexa sittin' in a tree ...

Eating Burritos and watching TV.

 

[TheOneAboveAll3]

She's FAT!!!

 

[DeathFist]

If the OP has enough money to buy her an island, just kidnap her and make her love you. If she's lighter of course. Being fat stops kidnappers cold. No one wants to try and lift 200lbs when they can lift 115.

Keep your kids fat people.

 

[SuperNerd]

When I see her speak I don't see an MMA fighter.

Didnt read anything else.

Go away

 

[DivineMind]

Her blemishes are a boner kill, and her eyes are too far apart. 2/10

You're wrong mate, she's a certified beauty.

A goddess of love.

The Jewel of Arabia.

 

[Right Hook nut shot]

Yea something about her face makes her look innocent

 

[soulsstealer]

i like how she doesnt look like the typical roided up wmma fighter ala cyborg.

 

[Nihongi]

Man I miss these threads on big fight nights.

 

[Krushey]

When I see her speak I don't see an MMA fighter.

MMA is a nasty, brutish sport. Blood, sweat, tears, and toil all in the same night.

When I see Alexa,

I see

an angel.

Straight down from heaven to bless us bums. She should be pampered, cuddled, and smooched, not subject to this Hunger Game.

If I had the money, I'd wife her up and buy Alexa her own island.

Do you sherdoggers agree?

God bless her.

Get laid, desperado.

 

[POWER2]

When I see her speak I don't see an MMA fighter.

MMA is a nasty, brutish sport. Blood, sweat, tears, and toil all in the same night.

When I see Alexa,

I see

an angel.

Straight down from heaven to bless us bums. She should be pampered, cuddled, and smooched, not subject to this Hunger Game.

If I had the money, I'd wife her up and buy Alexa her own island.

Do you sherdoggers agree?

God bless her.

Stop being a gross basement dweller. Go get laid.

 

[DivineMind]

Stop being a gross basement dweller. Go get laid.

I could get any woman in the world.

I choose to MGTOW instead.

But Alexa is making me question everything. I would give it all away for her.

 

[POWER2]

I could get any woman in the world.