It's been a long shitty day, can I just hang out over here

I've been homeless for almost two months now, and I think the worst thing about it is the god forsaken little bloodsuckers called mosquitoes. Some people joke about them being our state bird...I am not one of those people.

I had to recently change sleeping spots because someone was sitting in their backroom at goddamn midnight with no lights on and saw me crossing through their backyard. So I left and found my new spot, a shed that was falling apart and a door on the ground that I instantly knew was my new bed. As far as I can tell the surrounding houses are unoccupied, with the exception of one that's fortunately behind a fence.

Mosquitoes. The ones at my old place would just attack whatever part of my body they pleased, and never really left lasting marks. These new ones almost exclusively target my face, hands, and feet, and leave lasting red bumps that itch endlessly. I'm sure they must be a different species. I wish I knew more about them.

I'm a day or a few from getting into a sparkly new apartment and I'm just finding myself hoping there are screens on the windows. Every night ends with the whine of those pests, and I wake up to them still whining. I'm just feeding all of them, but I'm not that generous, I would suffocate each and every single one of them if I had the means to. I know they're just trying to get by, like every other living thing, but a line has to be drawn somewhere.

I don't know, I guess what I'm trying to say is that mosquitoes suck. Specifically the females. Typical, sucking the life out of me.

What a world, what a world.
 
Ever Watchful said:
I've been homeless for almost two months now, and I think the worst thing about it is the god forsaken little bloodsuckers called mosquitoes. Some people joke about them being our state bird...I am not one of those people.

I had to recently change sleeping spots because someone was sitting in their backroom at goddamn midnight with no lights on and saw me crossing through their backyard. So I left and found my new spot, a shed that was falling apart and a door on the ground that I instantly knew was my new bed. As far as I can tell the surrounding houses are unoccupied, with the exception of one that's fortunately behind a fence.

Mosquitoes. The ones at my old place would just attack whatever part of my body they pleased, and never really left lasting marks. These new ones almost exclusively target my face, hands, and feet, and leave lasting red bumps that itch endlessly. I'm sure they must be a different species. I wish I knew more about them.

I'm a day or a few from getting into a sparkly new apartment and I'm just finding myself hoping there are screens on the windows. Every night ends with the whine of those pests, and I wake up to them still whining. I'm just feeding all of them, but I'm not that generous, I would suffocate each and every single one of them if I had the means to. I know they're just trying to get by, like every other living thing, but a line has to be drawn somewhere.

I don't know, I guess what I'm trying to say is that mosquitoes suck. Specifically the females. Typical, sucking the life out of me.

What a world, what a world.
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Wait so you're homeless but can still afford a smart phone that doesn't freeze up on this shitty site?
 
Ever Watchful said:
I've been homeless for almost two months now, and I think the worst thing about it is the god forsaken little bloodsuckers called mosquitoes. Some people joke about them being our state bird...I am not one of those people.

I had to recently change sleeping spots because someone was sitting in their backroom at goddamn midnight with no lights on and saw me crossing through their backyard. So I left and found my new spot, a shed that was falling apart and a door on the ground that I instantly knew was my new bed. As far as I can tell the surrounding houses are unoccupied, with the exception of one that's fortunately behind a fence.

Mosquitoes. The ones at my old place would just attack whatever part of my body they pleased, and never really left lasting marks. These new ones almost exclusively target my face, hands, and feet, and leave lasting red bumps that itch endlessly. I'm sure they must be a different species. I wish I knew more about them.

I'm a day or a few from getting into a sparkly new apartment and I'm just finding myself hoping there are screens on the windows. Every night ends with the whine of those pests, and I wake up to them still whining. I'm just feeding all of them, but I'm not that generous, I would suffocate each and every single one of them if I had the means to. I know they're just trying to get by, like every other living thing, but a line has to be drawn somewhere.

I don't know, I guess what I'm trying to say is that mosquitoes suck. Specifically the females. Typical, sucking the life out of me.

What a world, what a world.
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Good thing you still can find a computer to log in to and tell us all these magnificent stories.
 
Drunken Meat Fist said:
I don't know why I said it was shitty, I bought a group of festive plebeians an oversized sack of peanuts and invitedthem over. This girl kept pretending to stare into my good eye, godblesshershart. I said you're coming over right? I just live down the road over here...ya know, just under the church, no, you're the man, just follow me with your hugs and balloons, don't judge, I got the good shit here, and I know some folks, you're 27 steps away from the real thing.
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In a van down by the river
 
Absolution said:
Good afternoon sir,

Full transparency, i’m Chramelated formerly Pixelated. I was banned a little less than a year ago for sending some gay porn in a pm. I’m not trying to argue what I did wasn’t wrong, I just want you to know it was done in jest with no malicious intent. I thought the people I was sending it to wild think it was funny, but they didn’t and reported me. That’s all fair, I don’t blame anyyone but myself. What I did was stupid I acknowledge it.

I have been trying to get back on ever since. I keep making new accounts and trying to sneak around but the mads keep finding me. Fair play to them. They bon me instantly and say I’m not welcome. If you say that, then I’m done. And I’ll just read and no longer try to resign. But I’m asking you for your forgiveness. I really want to comeback and just talk mma. I c an be put on an extremely short leash if that’s what it takes. Please, I just really want to be a part of this community. Thanks in advance man.

Regards,

Chramelated


@Threetrees @LouisBolanos @myjohnson9 @Wadtucket
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So those are your best friends, huh.
 
Dana_is_your_GOD said:
And you were able to afford a platinum membership.

You can afford housing because you spent your money on the shittiest site on the internet.
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I got my membership a long time ago. It got magically prolonged by the Sherdog gods above us all. I already said I'm about to move into an apartment. Guess you didn't really read my post.

<mma1>

VinceArch said:
Just homeless and living in an old shack.
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Accurate.

<Goldie11>
 
Absolution said:
Cut or uncut?
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