Jaguar Escapes and Goes In Murdering Spree

Cheese said:
Wonder what made tha big cat snap and start killing innocent animals like that

https://www.boston.com/news/animals...dies-after-jaguar-escapes-audubon-zoo-habitat

That should lock the Jaguar up for Life.
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He didn't snap and kill a bunch of animals. He did what he was designed to do. This is one reason why some people are opposed to zoo's. You take apex predators and then lock them in a cage where they can't function the way they would if they were free, which is to hunt and kill. There is not a chance a lion, tiger, jaguar, etc. leads a happy life in captivity. So, he gets out, whats the first thing he does? Like an alcoholic who hasn't had a drink in a long time, he goes on a binge and he starts killing, trying to sate what has been denied him. The alpaca's just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
 
MusterX said:
He didn't snap and kill a bunch of animals. He did what he was designed to do. This is one reason why some people are opposed to zoo's. You take apex predators and then lock them in a cage where they can't function the way they would if they were free, which is to hunt and kill. There is not a chance a lion, tiger, jaguar, etc. leads a happy life in captivity. So, he gets out, whats the first thing he does? Like an alcoholic who hasn't had a drink in a long time, he goes on a binge and he starts killing, trying to sate what has been denied him. The alpaca's just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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Got to disagree on those cunts, they seem legit pleased to be fed and sleep all day and fuck when en vogue.

Solitary animals seem to have a much harder time.
 
TS would say this is just an isolated incident if it were a bobcat or lion or other light colored cat, but no it's a Jaguar so he makes a big deal out of it
 
You know the fox had been taunting his ass thinking he was safe in the SHU. Jaguar caught him slipping in the yard and bam, done.

Gotta keep it real on the inside and keep up your jungle cred.
 
Cheese said:
They should lock the Jaguar up for Life
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No, they should deport him, and the jaguar would just illegally re-enter the country.

And he kills again, deport him again, he re-enters the country again.

Its the only option that makes sense.
 
Protectandserve said:
You know the fox had been taunting his ass thinking he was safe in the SHU. Jaguar caught him slipping in the yard and bam, done.

Gotta keep it real on the inside and keep up your jungle cred.
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what a bout the emu. He didnt do nothing. He wasnt running with the foxes or the pacs. He was just buying time til he could make another break for it.

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In Animal prison, you're either a jaguar or an alpaca...
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Your choice
 
MusterX said:
He didn't snap and kill a bunch of animals. He did what he was designed to do. This is one reason why some people are opposed to zoo's. You take apex predators and then lock them in a cage where they can't function the way they would if they were free, which is to hunt and kill. There is not a chance a lion, tiger, jaguar, etc. leads a happy life in captivity. So, he gets out, whats the first thing he does? Like an alcoholic who hasn't had a drink in a long time, he goes on a binge and he starts killing, trying to sate what has been denied him. The alpaca's just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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In all of my zoo going days, I've never seen an animal in a cage.
 
Jag was a manlet incel targeted tall animals and the fox probably tried to scavenge then got bodied.
 
That cat would fit in well lined up next to Dante Fowler and Calais Campbell.
 
Jaguar is probably super bored stuck in his cage, I'd break out and eat some alpacas too.
 
Just saw this and first thought was 'war jaguar!!!'
 
Jag's a bad mother fucker. No joke.
 
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