We should change this thread to awesome joke/insults you can do during submissions 101.
Set up a sweep and say 'UHOH!' as you hit the sweep
Noogie people when they turtle
Noogie people when they're in scarf hold
Make porn music noises in North/South
Stop and make motorcycle noises when you do the motorcycle pass
Replicate the gurgling noises the hero young guys make trying to get out of collar chokes
Apologize while crossfacing, especially in a foppy British or Canadian accent
Do the Anderson Silva bow between every roll reset
Kiap every time you reset at Judo in the most melodramatic way possible
Every time you can cheek-to-cheek nuzzle your buddies is a good time to do that
Giggle when weak people attempt cross-collar chokes from guard
Learn how to fart during Neon Belly practice without shitting your pants
Show up to gyms in a two stripe white belt where you know the upper rank but only like 2 of the lower belts and ask if it's karate class, then just shit. stomp. people.
Starting humming 'Sound of Silence' when people fight your blood chokes
Roll with the spazzy white belts and submit them with pro wrestling submission holds
If you're bros, and I mean pals with someone, blast ass while triangle choking them. Stink 'em out.
Step on people's feet, wait for them to pull back, sweep that foot