Just met PVZ

[Arrrrgh]

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vote for pedro

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Bill Murray did not age well. But still would.

 

[NoSmilez]

You are a handsome dude but you have tito head

 

[Darbo]

pics or it didnt happen

upload it to an imgur site or some shit if you cant just past it to the thread

Idk who browses sherdog on mobile.

I do, and uploading is a piece of piss, I've no idea how people struggle to be honest

Unless they're still rocking a Nokia 3310

 

[House Adams]

We'll just roast you for being a technological cretin. It's 2019 and you don't know how to upload a picture? Why don't you ask the nurse next time she comes to change your bedpan? Grampa!

Cretin...

Hahahahaha...

 

[Calipwnia]

PVZ is like 5'2, so OP is like 5'6

5’11”. Tallest form of manlet

 

[Mal Intentions]

You can keep all the plastic tits in the world. I'm good with that garbage

its not plastic you dweeb lmao. you really are showing your cards right now and u dont even realize it

 

[Fk your feelings]

I don’t mind the tits personally but she honestly isn’t that great looking lol... spend 5 minutes in a busy mall and you’ll see women much more attractive.

And she looks like she’s easily 160 plus lbs plus at like 5 foot 1..

Not good looking to me anyways. I don’t see the hype in her at all with her “attractiveness”

 

[DragRacer]

OP could have gotten a few seconds of motorboat action before catching an uppercut from PVZ’s wifey.
The rest of her is decent but the titties look like really nice work.

TS trying his hardest not to motor boat them puppies.

 

[CUAPO]

It's hilarious how this thread is turning into shoop it thread.

 

[Arbus]

Well, still a better thread than anything in mayberry. That place is just terrible.

 

[TheToqueville]

its not plastic you dweeb lmao. you really are showing your cards right now and u dont even realize it

Tbh, I dont give f*ck what it is. If it's not real, do me a favor and hold on to it.

 

[MikeMcMann]

Husband was right there and could probably beat my ass. I’m bigger than him but I have a pinched nerve right now so I’m only 70%. Plus he was taking the picture and an iPhone 7+ is like a brick.

Starting with the excuse before the fight even happens. You just earned your honourary Johnny Hendricks sherdog card. Well 70% of it anyway.

 

[The Big Bang]

how do I upload this picture on my phone?

Looking very nice. Husband Austin was cool too.
They were going to get bagel sandwiches this morning.

PVZ going full Alfred E. Newman there...

 

[Cindynice420]

how do I upload this picture on my phone?

Looking very nice. Husband Austin was cool too.
They were going to get bagel sandwiches this morning.

Still got the braids from
That hot peck a boo pic
Damn your lucky

 

[The Big Bang]

How this chick with 3 inches of makeup plastered on/ fake boobs is considered attractive, is beyond me.

Fake tits for the fucking true loss.

 

[YourOnlineHero]

She probably thought you were the monster energy guy.

 

[Ancient Warrior]

100-1 everyone making fun of this guy is ugly as hell.

 

[imbossing]

how do I upload this picture on my phone?

Looking very nice. Husband Austin was cool too.
They were going to get bagel sandwiches this morning.

U look likw brandon lee

 

[IIIIIIII]

Idk who browses sherdog on mobile.

i do when going back home on the metro.

 

[Ken Fresno]

how do I upload this picture on my phone?

Looking very nice. Husband Austin was cool too.
They were going to get bagel sandwiches this morning.

Yo TS, looks like Shirleys?

Sausage, egg, and chee on everything. With a box of Sidecar donuts.