Last time you got laid?

TS, in times of COVID lockdown, desperate times calls for desperate measures. If you download Grindr, that doubles your dating pool!
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should I swipe right when I see you on there?
Bro, you are still thinking 2 dimensionally. There is no need to look before you swipe. Just get one of this things and swipe right on everything.

Have you not heard the saying, "swipe right on everything, and then let your horniness sort the matches out"?

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Two days ago and tomorrow is set. Single with a 4 year old and in good spirits with his mom.
You should go out more and delete those crappy apps.
Might save some disappointing efforts.
 
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This morning,

But I'm guessing being married doesn't count..

But in all honesty,

If you just got laid and you are married and have kids... That should count way more then if you are single and can't get laid..
 
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