Movies MADAME WEB (Dragonlord's Review; Bombs with $25.8M in First 6 Days)

[Fox by the Sea]

Who are these movies for? It seems like dude comic book fans hate it and then most women would just rather see a drama or romance flick.

For the writers to self insert their power trip fantasies.

 

[FortieSicks]

Update: February 14, 2024

Dragonlord’s Review of MADAME WEB (No Spoilers)

Bottom Line: Boasting one of the worst acting, dialogue and storytelling in modern comic book history, Sony’s Madame Web is so atrocious that it makes Morbius semi-passable in comparison.

Wish this was a spoiler review. IMO so much to talk about.

 

[melvinj0]

For the writers to self insert their power trip fantasies.

I wonder how much money they have to lose before they stop letting people do this.

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

I wonder how much money they have to lose before they stop letting people do this.

Doesn't matter as long as they keep the Spidey license.

 

[melvinj0]

Doesn't matter as long as they keep the Spidey license.

I haven't seen any since the Andrew Garfield ones which were alright. Marvel just became oversaturated imo and got boring. Every movie was a just a CGI fest where every single character had to tell jokes for some reason.

 

[Gandzooka]

Was this done for a tax write off? A way to keep the spiderman license?

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

"When you take on the responsibility, great power will come."

whaut

 

[chrisdiaz]

I will give Sony credit...they tricked even me with that trailer. I thought I was going to get a terrible spiderwomen movie but instead we got 4 girls running around like idiots doing nothing. You can tell they didnt spend almost anything on this. They dont even hint or foreshadow how they might get their powers they just do somehow....in the future. Every scene with them as spiderpeople is in the trailer...They even ruined bad spiderman...how do you do that? He could have been a badass character.

I will say this, Its completely unfair to compare this to morbius because at least that tried to be somewhat of a superhero/antihero movie.

 

[Sonny Qc]

all I want to know, does Sydney Sweeney looks hot in this movie?

 

[Sonny Qc]

''I went to see Madame Web for the plot''

the plot

Spoiler

 

[PBAC]

Knew it would be shit, not that shocked that it was. I'm just gonna post the new trailer for
XMen '97 that dropped an hr ago.

Enjoy

you can tell they are trying to recreate the art style but cant

 

[Loiosh]

Yep.

'Hey honey, wanna go see a comic book movie?'

Keaton's Batman did things to my girlfriend at the time.

I used to creep up behind her and whisper "I'm Batman" in her ear to wondrous effect. I miss dating nerdy girls.

 

[Loiosh]

Halle Berry - I don't even want her playing Storm at all. She doesn't fit. Way too meek and no screen presence.

And a midget.

 

[Osculater]

''I went to see Madame Web for the plot''

the plot

Spoiler

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I want to web them with my webs

 

[Jesus X]

Was this done for a tax write off? A way to keep the spiderman license?

I think they would have to scrap the film for the tax write off like they did to bat girl.

 

[Spounman]

Sounds like it's beyond terrible

 

[Wetarmpits]

Just watched first 10 mins. and it's so bad! Love it!

 

[GearSolidMetal]

@Dragonlordxxxxx

Since you've seen the movie, this should be even funnier.

 

[Motivated BJ Penn]

Who are these movies for? It seems like dude comic book fans hate it and then most women would just rather see a drama or romance flick.

Its for non bigots, but it seems theres a Trump epidemic these days evidenced by this thread

 

[Osculater]

@Dragonlordxxxxx

Since you've seen the movie, this should be even funnier.

Dang, worse than Morbius? LOL