Match the car with the UFC fighter

[WhosTheBoss]

Big Nog

Yeh I remember Chael doing the story. Got my names mixed. Hilarious though.

 

[Ace70 V2]

Sorry, I had to.

Don't disrespect the Aztec man

 

[xn7]

Jon Jones is more like VW and their smog cheat scandal. Fuck them both.

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a...o-know-about-the-vw-diesel-emissions-scandal/

 

[sadowolf]

Figured Jones would be a smashed up Bentley

 

[Wormwood]

Sorry, I had to.

Haha what a mess of a car that Pontiac was…

 

[Wormwood]

 

[King in the North]

Fun idea TS. Something different. Ruined immediately by responses though lol.

 

[rear naked ankle pick]

Every fighter who lost his last fight is a Prius

 

[Wormwood]

Merging my love of UFC and automobiles, let's figure out which vehicle (or anything with an engine) adequately represents a particular fighter.

What others match up well?




CM Punk and the Ford Edsel. Both were hyped by a monstrous marketing machine. Both failed miserably to live up to expectations. Both the fighter, and the car, were shortly discontinued and quickly forgotten. A failure for both.

Jon Jones and the Landrover Rangerover. Both in contention for the GOAT in their respective class. Both are powerful machines which outperform the competition. Although both perform well at extremely high levels, after a few years both seem to experience intermittent meltdowns. The Rangerover is one of the best vehicles on the road however electrical issues are rampant, malfunctions keep occurring, and there always seems to be some kind of disappointment involved. Very comparable to the career of Jones.

Bethe Correia and the Ford Country Squire station wagon. Both are durable and seem like they might actually serve a functional and exciting purpose. Both seem like a great idea at first but after a few years after the mileage builds up, you finally realize you have an unattractive and under-performing monstrosity sitting in your driveway and nothing but a whole bunch of junk in in the trunk.

Mighty Mouse and the Honda Civic Type R. Both are high performing machines, agile, relatively durable, and lightning fast under the right performance conditions. Both can outperform most of the competition in its respective class. But at the end of the day, it’s still a Honda Civic and it looks kind of silly when parked next to an adult sized vehicle.

TJ Dillashaw and NASCAR. Both super quick and highly impressive machines that are finely tuned and capable of beating any other cars when tested head-to-head. However, take a look under the hood and you might find a couple of Nitrous oxide tanks that provide an unfair advantage.

I like the description of the Ford Country Squire for Bethe… but for some reason the AMC Gremlin comes to mind for her for the reasons you mention…

marketed as a sports car, but anything but…

 

[Viking Power]

Wonder whos truck dis is

That’s how

 

[Egészségére!]

Baroni with the BMW. Figured he would have something like one older Camaro or even being from NYC a Lincoln or Caddy

BMW Wtf Baroni should have an Iroc Z


Rampage’s understated commuter

 

[humdizzle]

Tj had or still has a blue nsx. The hybrid one. Jones has had a few vettes. Derrick lewis has a huracan.

 

[Randy Fandy Fo Fanders]

 

[Versez]

Wasn't that Johnny Hendrix's truck? Bet he regrets wasting a bunch of money on that piece of shit.

Can’t believe Hendricks was daily driving that big piece of garbage.

 

[WHITEBELT JESUS]

 

[BoxerMaurits]

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Derrick Lewis

 

[Lawrence]

Conor and the Nog's for different reasons take the Bus.

 

[Lawrence]

Dom and Aljo with their preferred modes of transport.

 

[Lawrence]

Bones knows from Escorts:

 

[WHITEBELT JESUS]