Merry Clipmas to Sherdog from Resort Clippy!!

[CauseImbetta]

I just protect him from cum-filled rotting mouths and poorly mannered patrons such as yourself.

Lol @Clippy hear that? Your girlfriend is trying to protect you.

 

[Der Eisbär]

Are you askin to come on board the cruise ship bro?

 

[Clippy]

Well I seen you swimming around my cruise ship and was going to throw you a life preserver and reel you in but instead here's a life saver, the candy, something sweet you can chew on while sharks eat you.

 

[Striderx5]

I don’t celebrate

 

[Der Eisbär]

Well I seen you swimming around my cruise ship and was going to throw you a life preserver and reel you in but instead here's a life saver, the candy, something sweet you can chew on while sharks eat you.

 

[weed]

I make the rules around here. I pooped clippy in 2015 after eating too much Indian food.

@Clippy will fuck your ass up Cousin Beta

 

[Thai Domi]

Jesus was born on June 17th, just like Thai Domi and Teh Chris.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/3687843/Jesus-was-born-in-June-astronomers-claim.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...stmas--Jesus-born-June-17-say-scientists.html

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Weidman

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

I’m filled with Joy

 

[CauseImbetta]

@Clippy will fuck your ass up Cousin Beta

Bring it.

I'm so scared.

 

[weed]

Bring it.

I'm so scared.

open wide

 

[TheNinja]

Do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?

 

[Clippy]

Do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?

See my media page or consider joining

 

[TheNinja]

See my media page or consider joining

I'll consider it. I'm a huge fan of paperclips and any information relating to paper clips.

 

[Clippy]

I'll consider it. I'm a huge fan of paperclips and any information relating to paper clips.

Boy are you in for a treat then!

 

[TheNinja]

Boy are you in for a treat then!

I'll be honest. I'm a fan of paper. And I'm a fan of clips. If you put them together.................I can't contain myself.

 

[Joe_Armstrong]

 

[weed]

sounds like Herbert the Pervert

 

[CerebralKnievel]

This "cruise ship" is little more than a particle board deck kept afloat by old bottles of Ovaltine.

 

[CauseImbetta]

open wide

You win. A photoshop of a paperclip is terrifying and original.

 

[esum80]