MSNBC host confuses 'soda can opening' for gun shots.

[bobgeese]

Still the most truthful thing saint on msnbc all week...

 

[bobgeese]

Said.


Damn spellcheck!


Damn dubz!!!

 

[emefer]

If it were me, I'd've shaken it up and cracked it from my crotch, shouting "Look out! There's a terrorist in my pants!!"

That's pretty dumb.

 

[emefer]

...not.

Her feet are as veiny as my dick.

Yeah but anyone of her toes is bigger.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Yeah but anyone of her toes is bigger.

You wouldn't know, because you haven't seent it.

 

[emefer]

You wouldn't know, because you haven't seent it.

No one can see it through all the pubes. You probably have to part your hairs before you pee.

 

[Exception]

These retarded bitches are hilarious. Lefties don't even know what a gun shot sounds like- ban guns.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Is that assault crotch soda high capacity?

Spoiler

It's big, black, and scary looking. Also, it doesn't get used in cool crimes very often.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

That's pretty dumb.

Dang.
And I thought it was a very smart joke only intellectuals could appreciate.

 

[new_mexico1]

These retarded bitches are hilarious. Lefties don't even know what a gun shot sounds like- ban guns.

I domt think shes a leftie

 

[Fawlty]

This confirms muh narrative

 

[Contra-dictator]

This defines the depraved mind.

 

[Rematch]

Imagine someone twisting a sheet of bubble wrap. Poor lady would think she was in Beirut '86.

 

[The Russian]

eddie bravo in drag.

 

[TheLastSpartan]

Lol that is hilarious.

 

[Bald1]

Lol. Pretty embarrassing. Add her to the list of people who's opinion on firearms should be ignored.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

No one can see it through all the pubes. You probably have to part your hairs before you pee.

I trim.

I ain't no Woodman Pierre.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

I domt think shes a leftie

She's a MSNBC Anchor.

But regardless of that, she's also retarded.

 

[emefer]

I trim.

I ain't no Woodman Pierre.

I'm sorry. I'm sure you have a beautiful huge veiny five headed cock. What is it, dive fourteen? May I interest you in a pump or are you looking for something athletic?

 

[GearSolidMetal]

I'm sorry. I'm sure you have a beautiful huge veiny size fourteen five headed cock. May I interest you in a pump or are you looking for something athletic?

Why are you so interested in my cock?