We're in a condo association- I look out my front door and see a kind of sketchy-looking woman on our deck. I ask her if I can help her, she has some random story about cleaning while she's fidgeting a ton. Definitely looks like she does a lot of hard drugs, no question. Then I see the guy who dropped her off parked out front- Tesla SUV, loud colorful buttondown shirt, gold or fake gold watch. He was also, um, from a disadvantaged community.
Was thinking about grabbing my Glock when I see the other 'cleaner' and she's blond, my neighbor lets the two of them in looking a bit sheepish.... Lots of cleaning going on in there I'm sure. He's a commercial real estate agent so maybe he just closed a big deal and wanted to party. Hope everything got cleaned buddy!
