New member, is this where to post introductions?

[zonk]

Hey guys. I figured the off-topic section would be the best place to make my first thread and introduce myself. I'm a UFC fan and will probably spend most of my time here posting in that section but I also may hang around here too if that's cool with the regulars?

Anyway. What soda do you guys like best? I enjoy pepsi.

Edit: Looks like they moved my thread.

 

[George Carlin]

Fuck off

 

[west42]

It's customary on this site to post nude pictures of your wife or girlfriend or sister for review

 

[BigSexy444]

UFC discussion. Where the big boys play.

 

[Trabaho]

You can't sit with us


Nah seriously, this seems like a joke thread by a regular posters new account.

In any case hi

 

[infinite666]

Sounds like nerd and virgin wrote that

 

[Cheatr Pan]

Welcome to sherdog. As you can already see this place is full of trolls but once you get past that there are a lot of great people on this site. And the trolling can be pretty top tier too

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

Hi Zonk, how tall are you?. Anything under 6'5'' and you'll have to log out I'm afraid and return too Reddit. All the best

Even though its not wrote in the forum rules, so it can be a little confusing, but its like a written law that you have to be over 6'5'' and jacked and at least 0% level body fat to be a member. Also you need a hairline thats not out of place, even under microscopic conditions.

 

[ForeverYoung]

New acc Who this.

 

[LiQuiD42]

Welcome to the jungle Zonk.

 

[13Seconds]

What was your previous account?

 

[rear naked ankle pick]

Your previous account...what was it?

 

[cowboyjunkie]

But do you train UFC bro?

 

[scottjoebob]

"is this where to post introductions?"
Yes

 

[Contempt]

Welcome back.

 

[Joe_Armstrong]

 

[WalterSobchak]

Andy Wang

 

[Neck&Neck]

Soda is for virgins
I drink Modelo and the blood of my enemies

 

[Thawing Mammoth]

Y'all laughing now
meanwhile this is zonk IRL

 

[Fioretti]

Y'all laughing now
meanwhile this is zonk IRL

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Show Zonk's elbows, please, or gtfo.