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TX911
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allright TX
tell us about the time you met Pitt and what happened.
some years ago i was dating a chick (first real serious g/f) who had a pumpkinheaded nerdy ass brother who lives in LA with his hideous girlfriend. I got to Bakersfield to meet her Aunt and Uncle and their spoiled and also hideous cousin. After i survived that garbage fiasco, her brother invited us to stay at his place and he said he had a surprise for us. We get there and the surprise are some lame ass tickets to a Radiohead concert. Of course the hoor i was with thinks Thom Yorke's ass causes the sun rise so i get drug to that boring fucking waste of 3 hours with pumpkinhead, his hideous g/f and my annoying g/f. Long story short Pitt and Aniston were there as well, and we were standing outside the venue when my girlfriend tapped me on the shoulder with the whole "oh my god, oh my god it's Brad Pitt" bullshit. So i turn around and there he is not 3 feet away from us talking to some jackass with a pink shirt on. I couldn't believe it. Him and aniston both didn't even look real. That's when i stopped being impressed with his physique. I can starve myself and suck down Clen and Benadryl too