Official Sherdog Manlet Club. Manlets Get In Here...

[koolinkunming]

Does this club cone with free snacks or what?

Punch and pie.

 

[Sir Galahad]

I'm actually 5'5

I think you and @shadow_priest_x is the shortest Manlets in the poll. I'll make the corrections.

 

[RayA]

Punch and pie.

What about a complimentary gym membership? We need to compensate somehow for lack of height.

 

[koolinkunming]

What about a complimentary gym membership? We need to compensate somehow for lack of height.

That compensation comes in the form of in exchange for lack of growth in height, there is abnormally excessive growth in the bathing suit area. It's science.

 

[Squall Leonhart]

YO I'm 5'9 and feelin' fine. And that is in the morning, at night I'm 5'8.25. So they call me five foot eight nd a hizzy

 

[neverwas]

trying to think of something funny to say to all these lawn ornaments,but i can't so ill just do this instead.

 

[Squall Leonhart]

5' 9"
295lbs.

Bench- 310
Squat- 305
Dead- 405

Am I an alpha manlet?

Weak as fuck.

I'm 5'9 185 nd bench 340

 

[Squall Leonhart]

trying to think of something funny to say to all these lawn ornaments,but i can't so ill just do this instead.

I feel fuckin tall at 5'8.5 bro! Feels good up here in the rafters!

 

[koolinkunming]

trying to think of something funny to say to all these lawn ornaments,but i can't so ill just do this instead.

You remember what happened to that guy, right?

 

[Horse Style]

You remember what happened to that guy, right?

koolin has marked you @neverwas , this is your fate

Yea, that's right! You're destined to be in a terrible Jack Black film

 

[koolinkunming]

koolin has marked you @neverwas , this is your fate

Yea, that's right! You're destined to be in a terrible Jack Black film

LMFAO That's RIGHT!!!

 

[RayA]

That compensation comes in the form of in exchange for lack of growth in height, there is abnormally excessive growth in the bathing suit area. It's science.

I don't need any more pubic hair.

 

[neverwas]

i see I've managed to upset all the mobile gnomes in here. that wasn't hard.

I feel fuckin tall at 5'8.5 bro! Feels good up here in the rafters!

your the same height as my wife,grit sucker.

 

[koolinkunming]

I don't need any more pubic hair.

Razor and shaving cream, sir.

 

[koolinkunming]

i see I've managed to upset all the mobile gnomes in here. that wasn't hard.

your the same height as my wife,grit sucker.

Lol

 

[FyrFytr998]

Weak as fuck.

I'm 5'9 185 nd bench 340

I'm also old and fat. So piss off youngling.

 

[Sir Galahad]

@Cint I am the Manlet King no need for polls.

Can't appoint yourself as the Manlet King or you'll get banished from the Kingdom. @BC

 

[Zer]

I'm a British manlet so if anyone's going to be royalty it should be me. All I ask is an extra high throne

 

[Ceez]

Do your balls touch the floor? If your balls touch the floor you're a manlet.

At 4.5" no they don't touch the floor still have to go about 3' for that to happen.

 

[Sir Galahad]

@Archie Goodwin - 5'5"
@French Canadian - 5'5"
@Pugilistic - 5'5"
@Hyperglide - 5'6"
@shadow_priest_x - 5'6"
@5crew - 5'7"

@Cint - 5'8"​

@koolinkunming - 5'8"
@NoGoodNamesLeft - 5'8"

@Zer - 5'8"
@BC - 5'9"​

@choke you - 5'9"
@DS7 - 5'9"
@FyrFytr998 - 5'9"
@loyalyolayal - 5'9"
@Sanctus - 5'9"
@Squall Leonhart -5'9"

Nominees please make corrections on your height. Thank you.