Paul Felder the renaissance man..

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  1. Rigoletto

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    Did you idiots know that Paul was a trained classical actor?! Here’s a guy who competed in the junior Olympics for Tae Kwon Do and got his undergraduate degree in acting.

    Here is a man who trained in the classics, Checkhov, Brecht, Shakespeare! This man knows about meter and iambic pentameter and the classical works or Sir. Bernard Shaw and Ibsen, AND he’s the same man who dropped those vicious hellbows on Olivera just as he was tapping to strikes taking the cowards way out.

    Paul is also a great analyst for the ufc. This is a new breed in talent, refinement, and class that is lost on the likes of you plebeians.

    Is there a man more well rounded and refined than Paul, “the Philosopher,” Felder??
     
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    Great post.
     
  3. galleryy

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    Brendan schaub

    Nfl football player
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    Shutdown artist
    T shirt salesman
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    While you were reading this, he just showed your girl the time of her life

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  4. Unfinished Sentenc

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    Paul's wife's name is Christina Bella which is unfortunate because that's also the name of a pornstar
     
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    Lawl, comedian?? The only time that dude made me laugh what when his soul literally left his body every time he got brutally knocked out!
     
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    Made you laugh without opening his mouth

    Comedian confirmed
     
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    I like Felder too but he has a wife already.

    You can't take that job.
     
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    I think Anik has a crush on the Irish Dragon
     
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    Does any other fighter in ufc history have 3 straight ko/tkos via elbow? Felder is on a mean run right now
     
  10. Rigoletto

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    No I’m pretty sure his mouth was open as he was desperately gasping for air like a fish out of water and his nervous system tried to reboot and find its consciousness again. It happened so many times it’s hard to quote a specific examples but there are many quality memes if you do a quick google search.

    Apparently Paul has his actors equity card which is a tough union to break into and only good actors get to join.

    You animals.
     
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    Felder was hilarious on an episode of it's always Sunny in Philadelphia, small part but funny
     
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    Keep this gimmick up, it's a pretty good one
     
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    Paul is decent, Schaub is Bae
     
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    But hes a ginger
     
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    Like the guy. Seems very educated when doing UFC stuff. Easier to listen to then most and fun to watch fight.
     
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    9 out of 10 comedians don’t make me laugh, that doesn’t mean they aren’t conedians. Lol.

    When he sells out an arena of people paying to watch his comedy show, he is literally a “comedian”, regardless of the butthurt (I think his analysis of mma sucks too).
     
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    Certifed Dick Diver
     
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    I know he pretends to be Irish.
     
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