Philadelphia Eagles Warnest: The Real McCoy

Must be tough finding a Seahawks game down in Miami.

Thankfully I've heard DirecTV has this newfangled "Bandwaggoner Package" deal that lets anyone in any state catch every Seahawks game of the season.

That package has been a hot seller this year.
 
Must be tough finding a Seahawks game down in Miami.

Thankfully I've heard DirecTV has this newfangled "Bandwaggoner Package" deal that lets anyone in any state catch every Seahawks game of the season.

That package has been a hot seller this year.

Says the Eagles and Lakers fan in Indiana LMAO













EXPOSED
 
Because the Eagles are a popular bandwagon team?

Lakers aren't either these days (haven't won shit in half a decade)

Get outta this here Warnest, ya can.
 
If you're going to stay you need to upgrade your preference in bird.
 
The "Seahawk" isn't even a real bird.

lol
 
The osprey (Pandion haliaetus), sometimes known as the sea hawk, fish eagle, river hawk or fish hawk, is a diurnal, fish-eating bird of prey. It is a large raptor, reaching more than 60 cm (24 in) in length and 180 cm (71 in) across the wings. It is brown on the upperparts and predominantly greyish on the head and underparts.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osprey

It's basically a dinosaur-level predator
 
Yet the Eagle is still superior.
 
Fuck the E-gals and their empty trophy case.
 
Too bad the Cowboys are going to shit all over the Eagles and win their division this year. I hope we go all the fuckin' way.

And don't worry, I'll be here to tell all of you, "I told ya so."

Especially RR.
 
Looking forward to watching my Hawks dehumanize the Eagles week 14
Dallas is going to beat the Hawks worse than the Chargers did.

Hawks are overrated this year. Dez Bryant is going to make Richard Sherman his bitch.
 
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Predictions

We will finish 12-4

Make them playoffs (no doubt)

Cowboys fans will piss and moan because they're still 8-8

Foles will lead us to a Superbowl (finally)


Best coach with the best name

Fucking CHIP bro


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Got the league's 2013 rushing champ back with a vengeance.


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One of the league's premier system QB's, Mr. QBR himself, Nick Foles

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And, uhm, well we got these guys too I guess.

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2013 NFC East Champs & (hopefully) Superbowl Champs


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That stuff about Chip was kinda ghey, but I had a feeling Foles might one day lead the team to the Super Bowl... I always hoped he'd come back after the Chip Kelly Tour of Terror.
Foles the Destroyer...
Also, this shit hits me in the feels...

 
Too bad the Cowboys are going to shit all over the Eagles and win their division this year. I hope we go all the fuckin' way.

And don't worry, I'll be here to tell all of you, "I told ya so."

Especially RR.
Dez dropped that shit!


In other news, I think Nick Foles might be the Gohan of football.
 
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