Locked Prem Thread 23/24 v19: Bayer 04 Leverkusen Fußball GmbH Edition

[Clear Winner]

Neuer fucking yeeted the ball right to Modric’s feet when Bayern had only 10 men on the pitch instead of booting it.
Unreal decision

Ahhhh, the “kick off” bit threw me off. I wasn’t paying full attention to the game as was writing a report.

How are the kids and mrs, bro? You got 2 or 3 now?

 

[Arqueto]

at Mainoo being in this, he's done fook all and is another Man U media hype job. Trashford 2.0

Gordon robbed. Put Harvey Elliot in there over Mainoo too

 

[Clear Winner]

 

[BroRogan]

at Mainoo being in this, he's done fook all and is another Man U media hype job. Trashford 2.0

Gordon robbed. Put Harvey Elliot in there over Mainoo too

Palmer >> the other lot

 

[Arqueto]

Palmer >> the other lot

Isak in there for the 'young' player of the year award

 

[BroRogan]

@Arqueto Even Haaland questionable. 24? 23 years old? Anyway

 

[Arqueto]

@Arqueto Even Haaland questionable. 24? 23 years old? Anyway

Foden turns 24 in a couple of weeks too. He's older than Haaland

 

[BroRogan]

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[Da Speeit]

Ahhhh, the “kick off” bit threw me off. I wasn’t paying full attention to the game as was writing a report.

How are the kids and mrs, bro? You got 2 or 3 now?

3!
we had our little girl 8 months ago, she is the apple of my eye and can do zero wrong to me.
Mrs is great, actually at the dmv right now getting her name changed bc we finally tied the knot in march. Poor thing. She had a really cool sounding german surname and now has the most boring and bland name imaginable.

How’s your fam doing? Nice to hear from ya mate. Im sporadic in here as well but still keep up with the PREM. I’m sure you’ve been loving the roller coaster in the table this year (Spurs too scared to sit toward the front).

 

[Cyrano200]

at Mainoo being in this, he's done fook all and is another Man U media hype job. Trashford 2.0

Gordon robbed. Put Harvey Elliot in there over Mainoo too

Your words are hurtful!
The 3 ROFL emojis' is a step too far, sir!





But mostly fair. Other than the Tottenham dude, who I wouldn't know from my Amazon driver, I would have to say Kobie is the least deserving in that group.

 

[Clear Winner]

3!
we had our little girl 8 months ago, she is the apple of my eye and can do zero wrong to me.
Mrs is great, actually at the dmv right now getting her name changed bc we finally tied the knot in march. Poor thing. She had a really cool sounding german surname and now has the most boring and bland name imaginable.

How’s your fam doing? Nice to hear from ya mate. Im sporadic in here as well but still keep up with the PREM. I’m sure you’ve been loving the roller coaster in the table this year (Spurs too scared to sit toward the front).

Ayyy! Double congrats are in order! 3 kids under 7 is no joke. You got some balls on ya.

Yeah, we’re all good. My boy is doing well at football and my daughter is a character. Stubborn as fuck though.

Been enjoying the season and us playing good football again. Almost impossible to beat that financially roided joke, so not been getting to vexed about not winning it. Last year was tough, but expected, but I’ve just enjoyed it this year.

How you feeling about Barca? Xavi in?

 

[Cyrano200]

Isak and Saka have been playing 1st team football for 6 seasons! Isn't that seasoned veteran level?
Foden and Haaland both have 7 seasons in top-flight teams, Foden all in the Prem at City (266 apps!).

In light of these facts and that the Saliba fella also has like 4 seasons in Ligue 1 and only managed the same 2 (correction, Kobbie has 3) goal tally as Kobbie in roughly twice as many games, I rescind my earlier capitulation. Our boy deserves it based on actually being a young player and nailing down a starting spot and earning a cap as a teenager.

 

[Carl Drogo]

Real are excellent, but the amount of very dodgy calls that have gone their way over the years is questionable. The only other side I see this with is Barcelona.

Didn't it already get proven they were rigging the matchup (ball) selections in Real's favor?

 

[Cyrano200]

Even that Udogie geezer has 3 seasons and 71 apps in Serie A, and has one less goal that our YOUTH player.

 

[Rawex]

 

[BroRogan]

@650lb Sumo @Arqueto

Leverkusen mascot on social media







In real life

 

[Arqueto]

@650lb Sumo @Arqueto

Leverkusen mascot on social media







In real life

 

[Dr J]

Further proof that this generation of kids is the worst in American history.

 

[LEWIS540]

Further proof that this generation of kids is the worst in American history.

Someone gave a 14 year old kid a pearl necklace? Disgusting.

Edit: he's a City "fan". Deserves every drop.

 

[BroRogan]

Shocker! Roma up 1:0 via penalty