Social Prince Phillip dead at 99

MicroBrew said:
First off, why are you even bringing George Floyd into this? You and the rightwing have this Floyd derangement syndrome.

So what if Floyd was a crimminal, he served his time, unlike all the crimminals Trump pardoned.

And why is killing Nazis the ultimate virtue signal. Millions of other people also served in WW2. Serving does not mean a person gets a pass for life from anything they do or say.
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killing Nazis gives you a pass for a few off colored jokes. At least to most reasonable people.

as for the scumbag Floyd, it was just a juxtaposition. You the same people that revere a career criminal are the same people celebrating the death of a WWII vet whose biggest crime seems to be saying a few off color (and hilarious) jokes.

Also, George didn’t serve his time for running his counterfeit scam.
 
lmao @ twitter suddenly trying to cancel a dead 99 year old man.
what a bunch of babies.
 
TheBlondBomber said:
killing Nazis gives you a pass for a few off colored jokes. At least to most reasonable people.

as for the scumbag Floyd, it was just a juxtaposition. You the same people that revere a career criminal are the same people celebrating the death of a WWII vet whose biggest crime seems to be saying a few off color (and hilarious) jokes.

Also, George didn’t serve his time for running his counterfeit scam.
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Bend the knee bitch.

Rest in piss to the royal though. We are all born into our circumstances but any royal knee bending cunts can fuck right off.
 
waz said:
RIP Prince Phillip.

Some wit by the gent;


Prince Philip, who died on April 9, aged 99, was renowned for speaking his mind. Here, we celebrate the Duke of Edinburgh’s best jokes - and greatest gaffes - from over the years.

  1. "British women can't cook" (in Britain in 1966).
  2. "What do you gargle with? Pebbles?" (speaking to singer Tom Jones after the 1969 Royal Variety Performance).
  3. "I declare this thing open, whatever it is." (on a visit to Canada in 1969).
  4. "Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed" (during the 1981 recession).
  5. "If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting).
  6. "It looks like a tart's bedroom." (on seeing plans for the Duke and Duchess of York's house at Sunninghill Park in 1988).
  7. "Yak, yak, yak; come on get a move on." (shouted from the deck of Britannia in Belize in 1994 to the Queen who was chatting to her hosts on the quayside).
  8. "We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right? Are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it." (about the Second World War commenting on modern stress counselling for servicemen in 1995).
  9. "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?" (to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, during a 1995 walkabout).
  10. "If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting).
  11. "Bloody silly fool!" (in 1997, referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who did not recognise him).
  12. "It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (pointing at an old-fashioned fusebox in a factory near Edinburgh in 1999).
  13. "Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." (to young deaf people in Cardiff, in 1999, referring to a school's steel band).
  14. "They must be out of their minds." (in the Solomon Islands, in 1982, when he was told that the annual population growth was 5 per cent).
  15. "You are a woman, aren't you?"(In Kenya, in 1984, after accepting a small gift from a local woman).
  16. "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed." (perhaps his most notorious comment - to British students in China, during a 1986 state visit).
  17. "Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species in the world." (in Thailand, in 1991, after accepting a conservation award).
  18. "Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease." (in Australia, in 1992, when asked to stroke a Koala bear).
  19. "You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly." (to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary, in 1993).
  20. "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (to a wealthy islander in the Cayman Islands in 1994).
  21. "You managed not to get eaten, then?" (suggesting to a student in 1998 who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea that tribes there were still cannibals).
  22. In Germany, in 1997, he welcomed German Chancellor Helmut Kohl at a trade fair as "Reichskanzler" - the last German leader who used the title was Adolf Hitler.
  23. "You're too fat to be an astronaut." (to 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Philip he wanted to go into space. Salford, 2001).
  24. "I wish he'd turn the microphone off." (muttered at the Royal Variety Performance as he watched Sir Elton John perform, 2001).
  25. "Do you still throw spears at each other?" (In Australia in 2002 talking to a successful aborigine entrepreneur).
  26. "You look like a suicide bomber." (to a young female officer wearing a bullet-proof vest on Stornoway, Isle of Lewis, in 2002).
  27. "Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for anorexics?" (to a blind woman outside Exeter Cathedral, 2002).
  28. "Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?" (to designer Stephen Judge about his tiny goatee beard in July 2009).
  29. "There's a lot of your family in tonight." (after looking at the name badge of businessman Atul Patel at a Palace reception for British Indians in October 2009).
  30. "Do you work in a strip club?" (to 24-year-old Barnstaple Sea Cadet Elizabeth Rendle when she told him she also worked in a nightclub in March 2010).
  31. "Do you have a pair of knickers made out of this?" (pointing to some tartan to Scottish Conservative leader Annabel Goldie a papal reception in Edinburgh in September 2010).
  32. "Bits are beginning to drop off." (on approaching his 90th birthday, 2011).
  33. "How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?" (meeting disabled David Miller who drives a mobility scooter at the Valentine Mansion in Redbridge in March 2012).
  34. "I would get arrested if I unzipped that dress." (to 25-year-old council worker Hannah Jackson, who was wearing a dress with a zip running the length of its front, on a Jubilee visit to Bromley, Kent, in May 2012).
  35. "The Philippines must be half empty as you're all here running the NHS." (on meeting a Filipino nurse at a Luton hospital in February 2013).
  36. "Most stripping is done by hand." (to 83-year-old Mars factory worker Audrey Cook when discussing how she used to strip or cut Mars Bars by hand in April 2013).
  37. "(Children) go to school because their parents don't want them in the house." (prompting giggles from Malala Yousafzai, who survived an assassination attempt by the Taliban after campaigning for the right of girls to go to school without fear - October 2013).
  38. "Just take the f***ing picture." (losing patience with an RAF photographer at events to mark the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain - July 2015).
  39. "You look starved." (to a pensioner on a visit to the Charterhouse almshouse for elderly men - February 2017)
  40. "I'm just a bloody amoeba." (on the Queen's decision that their children should be called Windsor, not Mountbatten).
  41. "Gentlemen, I think it is time we pulled our fingers out."(to the Industrial Co-Partnership Association on Britain's inefficient industries in 1961).
  42. "Are you asking me if the Queen is going to die?" (on being questioned on when the Prince of Wales would succeed to the throne).
  43. "If the man had succeeded in abducting Anne, she would have given him a hell of a time while in captivity." (On a gunman who tried to kidnap the Princess Royal in 1974).
  44. "I hope he breaks his bloody neck." (when a photographer covering a royal visit to India fell out of a tree).
  45. "If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she's not interested." (on the Princess Royal).
  46. "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." (on marriage).
  47. "It's a pleasant change to be in a country that isn't ruled by its people." (to Alfredo Stroessner, the Paraguayan dictator).
  48. "Where did you get that hat?" (supposedly to the Queen at her Coronation).

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2021/04/09/48-prince-philips-greatest-quotes-funny-moments/
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"If the man had succeeded in abducting Anne, she would have given him a hell of a time while in captivity." (On a gunman who tried to kidnap the Princess Royal in 1974)

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@Deorum would probably appreciate a younger Philip
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waz said:
RIP Prince Phillip.

Some wit by the gent;


Prince Philip, who died on April 9, aged 99, was renowned for speaking his mind. Here, we celebrate the Duke of Edinburgh’s best jokes - and greatest gaffes - from over the years.

  1. "British women can't cook" (in Britain in 1966).
  2. "What do you gargle with? Pebbles?" (speaking to singer Tom Jones after the 1969 Royal Variety Performance).
  3. "I declare this thing open, whatever it is." (on a visit to Canada in 1969).
  4. "Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed" (during the 1981 recession).
  5. "If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting).
  6. "It looks like a tart's bedroom." (on seeing plans for the Duke and Duchess of York's house at Sunninghill Park in 1988).
  7. "Yak, yak, yak; come on get a move on." (shouted from the deck of Britannia in Belize in 1994 to the Queen who was chatting to her hosts on the quayside).
  8. "We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right? Are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it." (about the Second World War commenting on modern stress counselling for servicemen in 1995).
  9. "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?" (to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, during a 1995 walkabout).
  10. "If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting).
  11. "Bloody silly fool!" (in 1997, referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who did not recognise him).
  12. "It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (pointing at an old-fashioned fusebox in a factory near Edinburgh in 1999).
  13. "Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." (to young deaf people in Cardiff, in 1999, referring to a school's steel band).
  14. "They must be out of their minds." (in the Solomon Islands, in 1982, when he was told that the annual population growth was 5 per cent).
  15. "You are a woman, aren't you?"(In Kenya, in 1984, after accepting a small gift from a local woman).
  16. "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed." (perhaps his most notorious comment - to British students in China, during a 1986 state visit).
  17. "Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species in the world." (in Thailand, in 1991, after accepting a conservation award).
  18. "Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease." (in Australia, in 1992, when asked to stroke a Koala bear).
  19. "You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly." (to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary, in 1993).
  20. "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (to a wealthy islander in the Cayman Islands in 1994).
  21. "You managed not to get eaten, then?" (suggesting to a student in 1998 who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea that tribes there were still cannibals).
  22. In Germany, in 1997, he welcomed German Chancellor Helmut Kohl at a trade fair as "Reichskanzler" - the last German leader who used the title was Adolf Hitler.
  23. "You're too fat to be an astronaut." (to 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Philip he wanted to go into space. Salford, 2001).
  24. "I wish he'd turn the microphone off." (muttered at the Royal Variety Performance as he watched Sir Elton John perform, 2001).
  25. "Do you still throw spears at each other?" (In Australia in 2002 talking to a successful aborigine entrepreneur).
  26. "You look like a suicide bomber." (to a young female officer wearing a bullet-proof vest on Stornoway, Isle of Lewis, in 2002).
  27. "Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for anorexics?" (to a blind woman outside Exeter Cathedral, 2002).
  28. "Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?" (to designer Stephen Judge about his tiny goatee beard in July 2009).
  29. "There's a lot of your family in tonight." (after looking at the name badge of businessman Atul Patel at a Palace reception for British Indians in October 2009).
  30. "Do you work in a strip club?" (to 24-year-old Barnstaple Sea Cadet Elizabeth Rendle when she told him she also worked in a nightclub in March 2010).
  31. "Do you have a pair of knickers made out of this?" (pointing to some tartan to Scottish Conservative leader Annabel Goldie a papal reception in Edinburgh in September 2010).
  32. "Bits are beginning to drop off." (on approaching his 90th birthday, 2011).
  33. "How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?" (meeting disabled David Miller who drives a mobility scooter at the Valentine Mansion in Redbridge in March 2012).
  34. "I would get arrested if I unzipped that dress." (to 25-year-old council worker Hannah Jackson, who was wearing a dress with a zip running the length of its front, on a Jubilee visit to Bromley, Kent, in May 2012).
  35. "The Philippines must be half empty as you're all here running the NHS." (on meeting a Filipino nurse at a Luton hospital in February 2013).
  36. "Most stripping is done by hand." (to 83-year-old Mars factory worker Audrey Cook when discussing how she used to strip or cut Mars Bars by hand in April 2013).
  37. "(Children) go to school because their parents don't want them in the house." (prompting giggles from Malala Yousafzai, who survived an assassination attempt by the Taliban after campaigning for the right of girls to go to school without fear - October 2013).
  38. "Just take the f***ing picture." (losing patience with an RAF photographer at events to mark the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain - July 2015).
  39. "You look starved." (to a pensioner on a visit to the Charterhouse almshouse for elderly men - February 2017)
  40. "I'm just a bloody amoeba." (on the Queen's decision that their children should be called Windsor, not Mountbatten).
  41. "Gentlemen, I think it is time we pulled our fingers out."(to the Industrial Co-Partnership Association on Britain's inefficient industries in 1961).
  42. "Are you asking me if the Queen is going to die?" (on being questioned on when the Prince of Wales would succeed to the throne).
  43. "If the man had succeeded in abducting Anne, she would have given him a hell of a time while in captivity." (On a gunman who tried to kidnap the Princess Royal in 1974).
  44. "I hope he breaks his bloody neck." (when a photographer covering a royal visit to India fell out of a tree).
  45. "If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she's not interested." (on the Princess Royal).
  46. "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." (on marriage).
  47. "It's a pleasant change to be in a country that isn't ruled by its people." (to Alfredo Stroessner, the Paraguayan dictator).
  48. "Where did you get that hat?" (supposedly to the Queen at her Coronation).

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2021/04/09/48-prince-philips-greatest-quotes-funny-moments/
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No 9 is my favorite
 
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The Queen had him bumped off because he was about to tell Harry that his dad is Hewitt.
 
Rand M Arthur said:
Megs is seen as a gold digging attention whore in Britain. She must be a demon in the sack to get Harry to give up all he has though.
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The media have programmed people to believe she's a gold digger. from day one they've made her into a villain and they even tried to make Harry into one too.

Prince Harry accepts damages from Mail publishers over 'baseless' article

The Duke of Sussex has accepted an apology and "substantial damages" from the publishers of the Mail on Sunday and Mail Online over claims he "turned his back" on the Royal Marines.

Two articles alleged Prince Harry had not been in touch with the Marines after stepping down as a senior royal.

In a statement to the High Court, a lawyer for Harry called the allegation "baseless, false and defamatory".

He will donate the damages to the Invictus Games Foundation, she said.

Harry sued Associated Newspapers for libel over two "almost identical" articles published in the newspaper and online last October.

They claimed he had "not been in touch by phone, letter nor email since his last appearance as an honorary Marine" in March.

The prince's lawyer told the court that Harry had in fact made "repeated and concerted efforts" to support the Royal Marines and other parts of the armed services - even though he had been forced to step back from his ceremonial roles.

'Personal attack'
In a short statement at the remote hearing on Monday, the duke's lawyer Jenny Afia said Associated Newspapers had accepted the allegations were false, "albeit after considerable damage was already done".

She said Harry was "proud to have served in the British armed forces for 10 years in Her Majesty's name" and "has maintained active links with those forces ever since and will continue to do so in the future".


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55888361
 
If he’s married to the queen why is he the prince? I’ve never really cared about Canland so excuse me for not knowing.
 
Revolver said:
If he’s married to the queen why is he the prince? I’ve never really cared about Canland so excuse me for not knowing.
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because he's the one married into it. liz is the pureblood heir of the king line.
 
Who gives a fuck

Rich people who never worked a day for their wealth and lived in the finest luxury their entire life... produced nothing... madness. Can't believe in this day and time its still reality.
 
If he waited another year he would
lived to 100. He shouldn’t have died.
 
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