Pro tip thread

[Phlog]

I gotta pro tip for y'all.

When your groceries delivery comes tell them you have covid-19 and they'll bag up all your groceries for you. If you tell them after you grab one of the boxes you get a free box!

Winning.

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

What do they do otherwise? Just throw it all on your driveway?

 

[Cole train]

Pro tip

If the voices outside ship walls start to call you by name, chant emperors prayers louder to drown them out

 

[Phlog]

What do they do otherwise? Just throw it all on your driveway?

Deliver in boxes with everything loose inside then you give boxes back after unloading it all. It's making me tired just thinking about it.

 

[Henry Swanson]

When ordering double meat at chipotle don’t ask for double meat until they’ve already scooped out the first portion. You’ll get more.

 

[Alphaboy]

If your dog ever runs away from you and doesn't listen to your command, lie down on the floor.

Your dog will instinctually come to check up on you. Did this the other day.

 

[HOV]

If your dog ever runs away from you and doesn't listen to your command, lie down on the floor.

Your dog will instinctually come to check up on you. Did this the other day.

Or you can just let it run away and save yourself more money

 

[Phlog]

Or you can just let it run away and save yourself more money

Pro tip after pro tip! A big dog can cost £25,000 over its life time. Small dog £12,000. So that big dog is a luxury car you don't own, and you pick up shit.

 

[Alphaboy]

Or you can just let it run away and save yourself more money

I'm deadass tempted to do that with this annoying af pup my wife surprise "gifted" me with.

But that's a whooole 'nother thread.

 

[Zinger]

I'm deadass tempted to do that with this annoying af pup my wife surprise "gifted" me with.

But that's a whooole 'nother thread.

Did she really get the dog for you, or she wanted it herself and just said it is for you?

Like the Simpsons episode, where Homer gave Marge a custom made bowling ball, that fit him perfectly, as a birthday gift, thinking that she won't want it and give it back to him instead.

 

[Drain Bamage]

Deliver in boxes with everything loose inside then you give boxes back after unloading it all. It's making me tired just thinking about it.

You sound fat

 

[aerius]

Dead pets are the perfect size for getting a septic tank started.

 

[Alphaboy]

Did she really get the dog for you, or she wanted it herself and just said it is for you?

LITERALLY what everyone I told that story to said.



I'mma get her UFC Fightpass or something.

 

[west42]

Is it a little yappy dog? If so there's like an 85% chance she's cucking you

LITERALLY what everyone I told that story to said.



I'mma get her UFC Fightpass or something.

 

[Phlog]

You sound fat

Currently have covid chap, it's making everything a bit of a deal.

 

[Drain Bamage]

Currently have covid chap, it's making everything a bit of a deal.

My bad dude, hope you get well soon

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I gotta pro tip for y'all.

When your groceries delivery comes tell them you have covid-19 and they'll bag up all your groceries for you. If you tell them after you grab one of the boxes you get a free box!

Winning.

If I wanted free box I'd just call your mum

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

Pro Tip


If you’re a Manlet don’t go crazy in a bagel store or you’ll be filmed and put online.

 

[GergreG]

Pro tip.

You can't slam a revolving door.

 

[Provocateur]

Pro tip

If a dude starts tapping your foot with his foot in the bathroom, RUN!