Sherdog neighborhood hydrothetical

Fedorgasm said:
No way. I can beat up my current neighbors.

Wouldn't want to stack my street with 6'5" jacked BJJ black belts with 10-inch dongs who enjoy arguing with me.
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We don't argue with you, we love you ya big goof lol
 
Jack Reacheround said:
A neighborhood where a bunch of guys are bringing home tranny hookers but tying to hide the fact that they’re doing it by being fiercely homophobic. A neighborhood where everyone challenges all their neighbors to fight all the time but they never fight. A bunch of guys grilling well done steaks and then putting BBQ sauce on it.

No.

And there would be no restaurants because nobody would tip any wait staff.
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Yea, also cinema evenings rewatching Training Day every Friday, 300 on Saturday and seashaw redemption on Sundays.

That’s a big no from me.
 
biscuitsbrah said:
Can you update us about your life? I need some good reading material
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I would make new threads with updates but the mods won't let me post it in mayberry. I made a sex tape with my co worker. I got to give her a creampie on my birthday. I bought a new microphone for my computer, wow! I ordered too much off Amazon and accumulated 2k in debt, oh no! I went go the movies to see Thanksgiving and there were 3 people in the theater! What a day! I went to every restaurant in town and got the Nachos! I broke my co workers pussy by accident and she had to see her doctor because I went too hard, but she's OK now. I think my mom might have dementia because she told me the same story 3 times one day. Living at the new place has been wonderful, no drama, nice landlord, never any issues. My girl spends the night like 4-5 times a month which is nice. I started going to the gym and got a membership. I drove a 60yr old home from work and she asked me to come in her apartment, probably to blow me, but I made an excuse and left. I got promoted at work and I'm getting an extra bonus raise. Probably more but my break is over
 
JoeyJoeJoeJr said:
I would make new threads with updates but the mods won't let me post it in mayberry. I made a sex tape with my co worker. I got to give her a creampie on my birthday. I bought a new microphone for my computer, wow! I ordered too much off Amazon and accumulated 2k in debt, oh no! I went go the movies to see Thanksgiving and there were 3 people in the theater! What a day! I went to every restaurant in town and got the Nachos! I broke my co workers pussy by accident and she had to see her doctor because I went too hard, but she's OK now. I think my mom might have dementia because she told me the same story 3 times one day. Living at the new place has been wonderful, no drama, nice landlord, never any issues. My girl spends the night like 4-5 times a month which is nice. I started going to the gym and got a membership. I drove a 60yr old home from work and she asked me to come in her apartment, probably to blow me, but I made an excuse and left. I got promoted at work and I'm getting an extra bonus raise. Probably more but my break is over
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Damn things is looking up. You are even working out and taking on more responsibility at your job, which you said you didn’t want to do. All you needed was a gf I guess
 
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