Smash the like button? Why don't I smash your face?

[Fedorgasm]

Fucking YouTubers man. They all say that stupid shit. And yes maybe it's bothering me more because I smashed a bottle of whiskey tonight, butI t's like one dude had some course that teaches people how to be YouTubers and step 1 is

"Always say SMASH the like button! People love action words like smash! Hulk says it, right? And who doesn't love the hulk? He's powerful! So by telling your viewers to SMASH that like button it empowers them, just like the hulk.

And what about people who use SMASH to describe sex? Like 'yeah I'm gonna smash that ass tonight'

Well then tell your viewers to SMASH that like button! They'll feel like they're getting to make sweet love to a human which of course they'll never do because they're an an entire generation of virgins."

Man fuck that guy. If you want viewers then how bout you just make great videos and be authentic? When I hear people say to smash the like button it makes me want to smash their mom's potatoes.

This is the hill I'm willing to die on. Pot this of my tombstone you fuckers.


Nah, I'm sorry. You're not fucker. I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just drink. I live you guys.

 

[Ares Black]

Who gives a shit?

 

[BadMoneySlim]

I bet you wouldn’t say it to his face

 

[Fatality]

You sound SMASHed.

 

[Jose Beehive]

Just Smesh teh like button instead bratha

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

Lots of words, but I think I agree... as long as we're just talking about the "smash the like button" thing

 

[Ares Black]

Just squish the Like and Subscribe buttons

 

[Fedorgasm]

Just squish the Like and Subscribe buttons

LOL man if someone said squish the like button, I'd go squish the button on all their videos.

 

[Osculater]

Smash that like button and help me increase my like posts my bros

 

[badascan]

When did the term "smash" become the only way to describe clicking, it is beyond obnoxious... Could there possibly be proof for using that word over any other? People are followers...

 

[Zinger]

Khamzat smesh the like button every day, brother

 

[m25105]

How about watching different youtubers.

 

[Iroh]

You should fondle that like button. That'll show 'em!

 

[KeepingItReal]

Gently press the thumbs up button to show everyone that you are kind hearted gentle bean. By gently pressing the thumbs up button the algorithm gods will send more viewers my way.

 

[DaleBoca]

“hEy WhAtz gUyz, bEfORe wE bEGIN mAKe sUrE yOu SMaSH tHe LiKe BUtTon aND dONt fOh GeT tO SuBcRiBe!!”

Get on with it, bozo.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Like and subscribe to see more content.

 

[burningspear]

Everyone is desperate for capital, such a sucky society.

 

[Plutoburn]

Is anyone forcing you to watch them? If it annoys you so much, just stop watching it.

 

[Winter-John]

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[SKYNET]

I must admit one of the easiest ways for me to click off an upload is to hear the YTer start with the long winded advertising