That’s it, I am DONE with Mountain Dew!

[StonedLemur]

What the..

Please explain ketchup flavored potato chips. For the sake of your country

Ive had ketchup chips... they're fuckin disgusting sir lol

 

[Doughie99]

the stuff tastes like it was made to be flat anyways. Of all the popular sodas, easily the worst.

I have never tried Mountain Dew.
can anyone describe? What is the appeal?

I do quite like energy drinks like Monster / Red Bull (too pricey) / Volt / etc.

 

[jeff7b9]

Luckily for me I like food too much lol.

I have come to accept that there is no free lunch and no magic pills.

(Though some very effective injections and some useful and enjoyable pills, but no magic)

Any diet craze that has people magically losing tons of weight is going to be followed by something horrible.

Cancer
fucking facial paralysis
anal leakage*
(*literally this actually happened with olestra, a diet craze around 20 years ago)

 

[StonedLemur]

Isn't that the shit that FUCKS up your face?

"Ozempic face"

I think it is.


Google at your own risk.

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[fungi]

@Official, why?
Did you try naming a new drink, and they turned it down?

 

[StonedLemur]

I have never tried Mountain Dew.
can anyone describe? What is the appeal?

I do quite like energy drinks like Monster / Red Bull (too pricey) / Volt / etc.

If you like energy drinks, you'll love mountain dew sir.
Similar taste, less carbonation.

 

[jeff7b9]

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I am scared to click that link sir.

 

[mixmastermo]

Ive had ketchup chips... they're fuckin disgusting sir lol

Right as I would imagine. Somehow they are super popular in Canada.

At least you guys gave us hockey and GSP

 

[StonedLemur]

I have come to accept that there is no free lunch and no magic pills.

(Though some very effective injections and some useful and enjoyable pills, but no magic)

Any diet craze that has people magically losing tons of weight is going to be followed by something horrible.

Cancer
fucking facial paralysis
anal leakage*
(*literally this actually happened with olestra, a diet craze around 20 years ago)

Sounds tasty lmao

 

[Streeter]

Loved it the 80s as a kid but it hasn't tasted the same since early 90s . It's to syrupy now but in 80s was my favorite soft drink. Not sure my tastes just chsnged or their ingredients did.

 

[StonedLemur]

I am scared to click that link sir.

Do it lol

 

[StonedLemur]

Right as I would imagine. Somehow they are super popular in Canada.

At least you guys gave us hockey and GSP

Im not sure why that combo made it to the markets, but I'd rather dip my chip in dog piss lol

 

[Jesus X]

Mountain dew is very bad for your health somehow even worse than regular soda in sugar and caffeine. As an occasional soda drinker I just drink coke and barqs haven't touched dew for years.

 

[JonnyBonesPharmacist]

Don't name the dew for shitting your pants

 

[mixmastermo]

It gives me diarrhea every fucking time. I am OVER it!!

I don’t give a fuck what you guys say, Mountain Dew do can go suck a dick

So just to be clear, you want to give up all Mountain Dew? All flavors?



Including this?



You sure?

 

[I Am Legion]

Guys, up to you how you live your life.....but as you get older this is the worst shit you can put in your body. 58 Carbs, 58 Grams of sugar in one sitting. That shit is a recipe for the diabeetus. Causes insane glucose spikes in the blood.

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

I have never tried Mountain Dew.
can anyone describe? What is the appeal?

I do quite like energy drinks like Monster / Red Bull (too pricey) / Volt / etc.

There is no appeal of Mountain Dew.

 

[Fuglee]

Can anyone explain what flavor Mountain Dew original is supposed to be? I've probably had 5 in the past 20 years then I bought a 12pack because there was a sale, and I have regretted it ever since.

I like their energy drinks and LiveWire though, but I still only have them about 1ce a year. Wayyy too much sugar.

 

[RoastBeast]

Guys, up to you how you live your life.....but as you get older this is the worst shit you can put in your body. 58 Carbs, 58 Grams of sugar in one sitting. That shit is a recipe for the diabeetus. Causes insane glucose spikes in the blood.

Yeah but it's that spike that gets you to jump on a paraglider and live extreme!

 

[Dr Curtis Love]

There should be a sterilizing agent in Mt. Dew. If you're drinking Dew in a regular basis, you shouldn't multiply.