They try to make it sound as if Jones took a very tiny pill or something

[Chitaouri]

its so ridiculous!

Having watched Noshitzkys and Jones' statement at the presser i cant wrap my head around this.
Jones repeatedly said shit like " Dude one piece of salt into 50 million pieces.." etc.
They try to suggest that it was just a mini pill he took, but here is the newsflash. How big do you think the testosterone really is in your body when you, lets say, juice for 12 month??? Do people think then there is a huge block of testosterone in your body???? It baffles me. every chemical in your body is microscopic and ridiculously small, you cannot come out and say, "dude, do you know how small the testosterone in my blood really is??? its sooooo small i cant even measure it.."

its one thing to hear that from a non scientific person like jones, but hearing that from Noshitzky over and over again just makes me shake my head.

OF FUCKING COURSE its extremely small!! its a fucking chemical in your blood or urin for fucks sake.

 

[BerrySmartGuy2]

yeah I mean, doesnt that shit dissolve some? I mean it wont stay in large state forever right? Sooner or later some of that shit is going to start oozing out his butt hole. I am no Medical Student, lawyer or Nasa Rocket scientist so I may be wrong on this. I am just a very handsome and financially poor guy.

 

[BoD 2.0]

I'm confident that NOBODY knows what the fuck they are talking about. Not Dana, Not Jon, Not the fans, Not Noshitsky. I think the word pictogram was actually just made up a few days ago.

This entire thing is a circus lol

 

[kennysux]

My mom's friend is close friends with a doctor. He's going to ask him in detail today to see if they are full of it. I will update you guys. He's supposebly on of the best doctors in the area.

 

[El Fernas]

Yup, also him failing to say Picogram that many times was beyond ridiculous.

 

[Congo66]

And it's not like it all comes out in your piss in one go either. This isn't a blood test so it's getting filtered by the kidneys and then pissed out.
So surely if it's still getting into the kidneys and coming out in piss it's still in the rest of his body too. Everything you eat and drink (or inject) doesn't come out in piss and shit or you'd die so what comes out isn't the same as what goes in (strangely enough).

 

[Final Say]

Every time someone brings up the quantity in his body, they should be confronted with the fact that it means he absolutely took steroids.

 

[Badr Hari]

Yeah IDK what they expected. To find milligrams of those chemicals in his bladder?!

 

[Thesnake101]

We don't know what the hell is going on.

We need to find out what is going on, because we don't know.

 

[Chitaouri]

We don't know what the hell is going on.

We need to find out what is going on, because we don't know.

we DO know that they are bullshitting us tho

 

[Kirin]

its so ridiculous!

Having watched Noshitzkys and Jones' statement at the presser i cant wrap my head around this.
Jones repeatedly said shit like " Dude one piece of salt into 50 million pieces.." etc.
They try to suggest that it was just a mini pill he took, but here is the newsflash. How big do you think the testosterone really is in your body when you, lets say, juice for 12 month??? Do people think then there is a huge block of testosterone in your body???? It baffles me. every chemical in your body is microscopic and ridiculously small, you cannot come out and say, "dude, do you know how small the testosterone in my blood really is??? its sooooo small i cant even measure it.."

its one thing to hear that from a non scientific person like jones, but hearing that from Noshitzky over and over again just makes me shake my head.

OF FUCKING COURSE its extremely small!! its a fucking chemical in your blood or urin for fucks sake.

Dude: think about who they're talking to and who they're trying to convince: a bunch of uneducated morons who are looking for any excuse to defend jones and excuse the fact that he tested positive for banned substances. Not exactly the best or the brightest.

 

[Karelinator]

20 picogrames of free testosterone in a milliliter of blood serum is about normal.

Adding another 20 tiny litul picograms to that would be pretty damn suspicious to say at least.

They're trying to convince people that hormones in human body are measured in ounces, or something.

 

[KlLLEmAll]

If you listen correctly you'll hear its 60 picograms per ml, not 60 total.

That is a significant positive

 

[Congo66]

I think the word pictogram was actually just made up a few days ago.

Pictogram or picogram?
Fucking Americans what are you using grams or picograms for anyway, stick to your retard units. 1 pg 2.2046226218488E-15 lb

http://extraconversion.com/weight/picograms

 

[Chitaouri]

i took viagra last night. i had a pretty good sex with my wife and then she asked me: "dude, did you take something?"
i said: "come on, i have a picogram of viagra in my blood, thats like a salt crystal cut into 50 million pieces. 50. Million. Pieces! do you think that efected my performance? Also that shit was pulsating because i took viagra once 2 years ago. "

 

[NoBiasJustMMA]

That Jeff dude isn't a scientist and sounds like he hasn't ever taken a basic chemistry class either. He's an accountant that did some trash digging type detective work.

They found 60pg/ml they are stating much less and not as a ratio on purpose to decieve people.

Jones' sample had thousands of pg of the metabolite in it, you have to multiply 60 by how many ml were in his sample which the minimum is like 30-45 and could be more.

1,800-2,700 pg in his sample minimum.

"Urine testing requires a minimum of 30 mL of urine (45 mL for a U.S. Department of Transportation or DOT collection) collected in the privacy of a restroom. The collector pours the specimen into a bottle that is sealed with tamper-evident tape."

https://www.questdiagnostics.com/ho...ces/urine-test/urine-testing-collections.html

 

[Jibsta69]

Has Jones or his team ever gave an explanation after the 1st Cormier fight why he had to be retested cause a sample was too diluted and the retested sample showed that he basically had low testrone of an old man? That's probably the most damming evidence against him after all these failed drug test hes been having.

 

[Chitaouri]

20 picogrames of free testosterone in a milliliter of blood serum is about normal.

Adding another 20 tiny litul picograms to that would be pretty damn suspicious to say at least.

They're trying to convince people that hormones in human body are measured in ounces, or something.

thats what i was tryn to say

 

[Muppettoker]

If jones doesn’t have 3 litres of steroids in him then what benefit could it really be?
That’s how steroids work....right?

 

[BerrySmartGuy2]

And it's not like it all comes out in your piss in one go either. This isn't a blood test so it's getting filtered by the kidneys and then pissed out.
So surely if it's still getting into the kidneys and coming out in piss it's still in the rest of his body too. Everything you eat and drink (or inject) doesn't come out in piss and shit or you'd die so what comes out isn't the same as what goes in (strangely enough).

That was what I was saying. Fuck you dana