This Cold Blooded Monster Devours One of Your Family Members In Front of you, wyd?

If it's family member I like I'll get help as soon as I can.

If it's some family member I don't like :

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There was a related monitor lizard that lived in Australia, possibly up to seven metres in length and close to two tonnes in weight, called Megalania.

likely coexisted with the first humans migrating into Australia. Fark that.

Humans may have contributed to its subsequent extinction.
 
I'd strangle it to death then choke it again.
And break its fucking legs til the bones poke through the skin.

And then drop an elbow on its ass from the corner of my girlfriends four post bed that has a halo hanging on it.

Careful, beef with that and it will even the score equally...now shut the door and don't say a word
 
Shoot its legs so it can't move then keep. Every time I think about that family member or I'm having a bad day I'll go over and beat the shit out of it.
 
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