Tito "Man is neither chicken nor Egg and I'm gonna smash him like an Egg"

[Clippy]

Hey Tito tell me what I saw that you saw that I saw going into this fight

 

[Clippy]

LMAO what did you find a Ralph Wiggum gif website today?

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

LMAO what did you find a Ralph Wiggum gif website today?

I dunno I just kind of run with a theme for a while

 

[Relyk]

It's like everytime Tito speaks he has two or three different ideas about what he wants to say in his head, and instead of choosing one, they all just collide into one fucked up sentence that makes no sense.

 

[Sjb1888]

Tito makes Tony Ferguson sound eloquent.

 

[Crom Cruach]

Tito is Tony Ferguson's Dad.

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

7 days a week Tito is right 3 days per week, so he's right 2 days per week 6 times per day and 4 days per day, which is a long way of saying

Tito Ortiz has never lied.

Fucking fire

 

[C0NCH3TO]

Seraldo approves.

 

[Captain Herb]

Tito displaying proper use of neither/nor

 

[JohnMandick]

In this world, you are either hunter or the hunted and Chuck is the hunter, hunted by me, the HUNTER!

 

[lostdog000]

so if youre afraid to take a fight, youre chicken
if u accept the fight, are u an egg?

 

[CrusadeAgainstTheMachine]

We finally know who was behind the infamous egg post on 4chan too

 

[Flex Plexico]

heres the longer version with added greatness

 

[fearoth]

 

[dmwalking]

I think I get it. He's saying that the guy is counting his chickens before they hatch. In other words he thinks Tito is an easy win. But Tito says he's not a chicken. In other words, he's not a coward. And he's not fragile like an egg. But he will smash that guy like if the other guy was an egg.

Pure poetry. War Tito interviews!

 

[dmwalking]

Amazing. We don't deserve him.

 

[GhostZ06]

 

[TheOldMan]

God i love Tito. He's like a never ending gift of laughs all compounded by his 70ish IQ <45>

 

[apap]

Formulate your words in your head Tito, then speak dipshit.