So one of the sanctions Trump actually did manage to get removed was he's now able to get loans from NY banks.
I'd love to hear his sales pitch. "Can you guys give me a few hundreds of millions in loans?! I need the money to pay a bunch of fines, because I defrauded the last group of banks I asked for loans!"
I still wouldn't be completely shocked if someone does give him the loans, but I would be surprised. His credit was already so bad 30 years ago that he was forced to pay around 15% interest on loans he took out. Within a few months he couldn't pay. One of the reasons he managed to bankrupt a fucking casino in a few months.
Not even Douche Bank will touch him now. Last I heard he was reduced to taking out loans from online only banks based in the Caribbeans, owned by Russian oligarchs, that usually deal with the porn industry.
A real interesting turn of events would be if he turns to a foreign country like China to get some loans. His pathologically hypocritical cult would, of course, never criticize him over this.