Elections Trump Indicted On 91 Counts

[king hippo]

Welcome back Super Nintendo. I bet you were pretty pissed when you got banned, huh? Hopefully you were wearing your Trump diaper so when you soiled yourself you didn't make a big mess.

Will you get banned again before the election?

 

[lilelvis]

Rudy Giuliani launches coffee brand amid bankruptcy



Rudy Giuliani is now selling 2-pound coffee bags for $30 each

not sure if it contains sweat and hair dye, or if it's strong enough to keep von schitzenpantz awake at his criminal trial.

Start a Giuliani thread already.
This one has TRUMP in the title.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Start a Giuliani thread already.
This one has TRUMP in the title.

maybe some hair dye-infused coffee will help you cope harder little elvis.

 

[Strychnine]

Rudy Giuliani launches coffee brand amid bankruptcy



Rudy Giuliani is now selling 2-pound coffee bags for $30 each

not sure if it contains sweat and hair dye, or if it's strong enough to keep von schitzenpantz awake at his criminal trial.

Is that Chael on the middle bag?!?!

 

[lilelvis]

maybe some hair dye-infused coffee will help you cope harder little elvis.

I come to this thread to see you type all the clever nick names you have for Trump.
If you’re gonna keep doing Rudy in here, you need to up your game.
Shit is boring, Cheeto Pussolini.

 

[CatchnShoot]

I come to this thread to see you type all the clever nick names you have for Trump.
If you’re gonna keep doing Rudy in here, you need to up your game.
Shit is boring, Cheeto Pussolini.

Ok, I'll start.... The Anal Attorney.

The Loony Locutor.

 

[lilelvis]

Ok, I'll start.... The Anal Attorney.

The Loony Locutor.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Rudy tweeting to pwn the prosecutors only to get picked up 28 minutes later is also objectionably funny.

i saw a picture of the people who were singing happy birthday. someone pointed out that the dude in the back of the picture was the process server, but I'm not sure if that's confirmed.

would be all the more hilarious. on top of rudy colludy getting served his indictment at his own birthday party half an hour after taunting the attorney general on twitter about not being able to find him.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Ok, I'll start.... The Anal Attorney.

The Loony Locutor.

america's deadbeat

 

[Andy Capp]

Ok, I'll start.... The Anal Attorney.

The Loony Locutor.

Rudy (in) Doody
Slideshow Blob

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Rudy (in) Doody
Slideshow Blob

well he farted on jenna ellis so how about rudy tootie?

 

[Andy Capp]

well he farted on jenna ellis so how about rudy tootie?

It doesn't pack quite the same alliterative punch so I like mine better, though it's certainly not terrible

 

[HOLA]

Is that Chael on the middle bag?!?!

lol it's either Chael or combover-era Rudy.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Mango Mussolini shares video suggesting his victory will bring 'unified Reich'​

Disgraced former President Cheeto Benito's account shared a video on social media Monday that referred to a "unified Reich" among possible developments if he were to win re-election in November, drawing criticism from the Biden campaign.

Dictator Douchebag's account posted a 30-second video to his Truth Social platform on Monday afternoon that asked, "what happens after the fraudy orange rapist wins?" and "what's next for America?"

The background is made up of hypothetical newspaper front pages with headlines including "BORDER IS CLOSED — 15 MILLION ILLEGAL ALIENS DEPORTED" and "ECONOMY BOOMS." Twice in the clip, slightly blurred text appears beneath the headlines that reads: "Industrial strength significantly increased ... driven by the creation of a unified Reich."

The post of the video had been deleted from Truth Social on Tuesday morning.

"Reich," meaning realm, kingdom or empire, is often considered to be a reference to Hitler's Third Reich regime that emerged in 1930s Nazi Germany — and its inclusion in the video was condemned by Democrats.

"America, stop scrolling and pay attention. The Nectarine Nazi is not playing games; he is telling America exactly what he intends to do if he regains power: rule as a dictator over a 'unified reich,'" James Singer, spokesman for President Joe Biden's re-election campaign, said in a statement Monday night.

Trump shares video referencing 'unified Reich' to social media

The former president's campaign said the video featuring hypothetical newspaper headlines was "reposted by a staffer" to his Truth Social account while Trump was in court on Monday.

www.nbcnews.com

ah yes, calling yourself a reich is usually a sound decision.

 

[DoctorTaco]

Inb4 the maga crowd defends it by saying, “he just shared it without watching it! He didn’t know! Joe Biden and the left are the real Nazis despite Trump and the maga right’s constant use of Nazi era dog whistling and “accidentally” paling around with white supremacists.

 

[CatchnShoot]

The Leaking Litagator

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Bankrupt Rudy Giuliani slashes price on Manhattan apartment as criminal charges and debt mount​

Rudy Giuliani has slashed the price of his Manhattan apartment days after he launched a coffee brand in yet another desperate bid to boost his finances as he faces bankruptcy and debt of $148m.

The former New York City mayor cut the price of his Upper East Side residence, which was originally listed by Sotheby’s International Real Estate for $6.5m last summer, by $400,000 to $5.7m. The one-time advisor to former President Donald Trump pulled the listing in February. He’d previously reduced the asking price of his Gothic-style unit after only three months on the market.

Bankrupt Rudy Giuliani slashes price on Manhattan apartment

Mr Giuliani had previously been reprimanded for making little progress on his financial situation

www.independent.co.uk

poor druncle rudy is having himself another week. america's coffee salesman has gotta sell his house and today he's getting arraigned on some more felony charges just to own the libs.

i wonder if all this was worth licking trump's boots over? he used to be america's mayor. now he's just a broke ass drunken deadbeat that lost his house, lost his law license, lost 65 election lawsuits, and threw away his dignity just to sell bags of coffee and kiss molestini cheetolini's cock.

 

[Dr Curtis Love]

Mango Mussolini shares video suggesting his victory will bring 'unified Reich'​

Disgraced former President Cheeto Benito's account shared a video on social media Monday that referred to a "unified Reich" among possible developments if he were to win re-election in November, drawing criticism from the Biden campaign.

Dictator Douchebag's account posted a 30-second video to his Truth Social platform on Monday afternoon that asked, "what happens after the fraudy orange rapist wins?" and "what's next for America?"

The background is made up of hypothetical newspaper front pages with headlines including "BORDER IS CLOSED — 15 MILLION ILLEGAL ALIENS DEPORTED" and "ECONOMY BOOMS." Twice in the clip, slightly blurred text appears beneath the headlines that reads: "Industrial strength significantly increased ... driven by the creation of a unified Reich."

The post of the video had been deleted from Truth Social on Tuesday morning.

"Reich," meaning realm, kingdom or empire, is often considered to be a reference to Hitler's Third Reich regime that emerged in 1930s Nazi Germany — and its inclusion in the video was condemned by Democrats.

"America, stop scrolling and pay attention. The Nectarine Nazi is not playing games; he is telling America exactly what he intends to do if he regains power: rule as a dictator over a 'unified reich,'" James Singer, spokesman for President Joe Biden's re-election campaign, said in a statement Monday night.

Trump shares video referencing 'unified Reich' to social media

The former president's campaign said the video featuring hypothetical newspaper headlines was "reposted by a staffer" to his Truth Social account while Trump was in court on Monday.

www.nbcnews.com

ah yes, calling yourself a reich is usually a sound decision.

Well, I did nazi that coming.

 

[Andy Capp]

Well, I did nazi that coming.

An oldie but a goody.

 

[HOLA]

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/21/trump-classified-documents-bedroom-00159182

Four months after the FBI raided his Mar-a-Lago estate, Donald Trump’s attorneys discovered four documents marked “classified” in his personal bedroom.

That revelation was among several cited by U.S. District Judge Beryl Howell in a newly unsealed 2023 opinion that found prosecutors had presented compelling evidence that Trump knowingly stashed national security documents in his home and then tried to conceal them when the Justice Department tried to retrieve them.