News US airpoprt customs seizes giraffe poop from woman. You will never guess why she brought it in

[MicroBrew]

- Lady from Iowa went on a vacation to Africa
- Brought back some Giraffe dung
- She is not in trouble with customs because she declared it

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You will never, in a million years, guess why she brought it to the US; unless you google ofcourse. So do not google !!! Try and guess. I will reveal after several replies.

 

[emefer]

If used as a shampoo it cures doggy dandruff?

 

[Dogshare]

She wanted to proof home that she was in the area with giraffes?

 

[Osculater]

Maybe giraffe poop is good shit

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Going to use it as anti aging scam and sell it to dumb white women in California?

 

[Osculater]

Going to use it as anti aging scam and sell it to dumb white women in California?

She was probably gonna pitch it to Gwyneth Paltrow

 

[MicroBrew]

Nein Nein Nein.

You are all wrong, but good guesses.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

- Lady from Iowa went on a vacation to Africa
- Brought back some Giraffe dung
- She is not in trouble with customs because she declared it

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You will never, in a million years, guess why she brought it to the US; unless you google ofcourse. So do not google !!! Try and guess. I will reveal after several replies.

She was feeding the giraffe and the giraffe swallowed the ring, so she took the poop back in order to retrieve the ring because there wasn't enough time before her flight home?

Or she's an avid poop collector, and giraffe was missing from her collection?

 

[Dogshare]

She was told it has some benefits.

 

[MicroBrew]

She was feeding the giraffe and the giraffe swallowed the ring, so she took the poop back in order to retrieve the ring because there wasn't enough time before her flight home?

Or she's an avid poop collector, and giraffe was missing from her collection?

nope...

 

[Osculater]

She wanted to clone the male giraffe because it had a huge dong

 

[Pliny Pete]

Shes gonna feed it to a whale to make the whale throw up so she can harvest some ambergris to make a delightful new winter perfume for the holidays

 

[William Munny]

aphrodysiac?

 

[William Munny]

special fertilizer?

 

[William Munny]

Going to use it as anti aging scam and sell it to dumb white women in California?

this was going to be my second guess...


or...or...

a weight loss ingredient?

 

[Fedorgasm]

She was going to put it in the cat's litterbox as a prank on her husband

 

[William Munny]

key ingredient in "natural" and "holistic" medicine?

 

[William Munny]

She was going to put it in the cat's litterbox as a prank on her husband

that is one hell of a prank. talk about a waste of resources.

 

[Pliny Pete]

She was going to put it in the cat's litterbox as a prank on her husband

This popped me good

<Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo>

 

[William Munny]

TS, give us a hint.