News US airpoprt customs seizes giraffe poop from woman. You will never guess why she brought it in

[MicroBrew]

Alright here is the answer:

She made jewelry out of moose poop. She thought why not make jewelry out of giraffe poop

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The giraffe poop was destroyed via steam sterilization in accordance with United States Department of Agriculture destruction protocol.

"There is a real danger with bringing fecal matter into the U.S.," CBP's Chicago field director LaFonda D. Sutton-Burke said in a statement. "If this person had entered the U.S. and had not declared these items, there is high possibility a person could have contracted a disease from this jewelry and developed serious health issues."

The agency said Kenya is currently affected with African swine fever, classical swine fever, Newcastle disease, foot and mouth disease and swine vesicular disease.

People are permitted to bring feces from ruminant animals into the U.S. if they obtain a Veterinary Services Permit, CBP said.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/giraffe-poop-seized-minnesota-st-paul-airport/

 

[Fedorgasm]

Moose poop jewelry?

And I thought I bought a shitty engagement ring

 

[StonedLemur]

- Lady from Iowa went on a vacation to Africa
- Brought back some Giraffe dung
- She is not in trouble with customs because she declared it

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You will never, in a million years, guess why she brought it to the US; unless you google ofcourse. So do not google !!! Try and guess. I will reveal after several replies.

She was going to sculpt a shit dildo?

 

[Osculater]

Alright here is the answer:

She made jewelry out of moose poop. She thought why not make jewelry out of giraffe poop

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The giraffe poop was destroyed via steam sterilization in accordance with United States Department of Agriculture destruction protocol.

"There is a real danger with bringing fecal matter into the U.S.," CBP's Chicago field director LaFonda D. Sutton-Burke said in a statement. "If this person had entered the U.S. and had not declared these items, there is high possibility a person could have contracted a disease from this jewelry and developed serious health issues."

The agency said Kenya is currently affected with African swine fever, classical swine fever, Newcastle disease, foot and mouth disease and swine vesicular disease.

People are permitted to bring feces from ruminant animals into the U.S. if they obtain a Veterinary Services Permit, CBP said.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/giraffe-poop-seized-minnesota-st-paul-airport/

Who knew shit was in fashion

 

[jx820]

Moose poop jewelry?

And I thought I bought a shitty engagement ring

 

[therealdope]

Fecal transplant to diversify gut micro biome?

 

[BoogerDawson]

Coprophiliac

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Fertilizer for her garden?

Alright here is the answer:

She made jewelry out of moose poop. She thought why not make jewelry out of giraffe poop

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The giraffe poop was destroyed via steam sterilization in accordance with United States Department of Agriculture destruction protocol.

"There is a real danger with bringing fecal matter into the U.S.," CBP's Chicago field director LaFonda D. Sutton-Burke said in a statement. "If this person had entered the U.S. and had not declared these items, there is high possibility a person could have contracted a disease from this jewelry and developed serious health issues."

The agency said Kenya is currently affected with African swine fever, classical swine fever, Newcastle disease, foot and mouth disease and swine vesicular disease.

People are permitted to bring feces from ruminant animals into the U.S. if they obtain a Veterinary Services Permit, CBP said.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/giraffe-poop-seized-minnesota-st-paul-airport/

 

[Wilmer Digreux]

https://www.etsy.com/listing/846985...how_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details

mouse poop earrings. Sold out.

 

[Zer]

It was her own poop and the giraffe is just a cover story

 

[Tone C]

I was going with a cat repellent for her garden.

Way off...