Video proof Poatan is a fraud

[suizuri]

It is a crime to impersonate a doctor.

 

[Dionysian]

 

[JohnMandick]

Acting

 

[mjfan23]

A level fighter c level actor

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

Casting Director for Roadhouse 2 watching this like

 

[Safwan ibn Muattal]

Some Johnny Sins level acting here, Joe

 

[Nintendo 64]

Can we get a ban over here?

 

[Fatback96]

Inb4 Poatan becomes double champ in WWE as well.

 

[tank666]

Inb4 Poatan wins an Oscar and a Golden Globe same year.

 

[Rob Rain]

wood

 

[wlu.29]

why is Poatan so effective:

are his hands actually made of stone
are his hands bigger than normal
is it the torque of his hips
is it timing
is it accuracy
is it all of the above

 

[BJJ4Tone]

Casting Director for Roadhouse 2 watching this like

Isn't this someone's av on here?

 

[HHJ]

A level fighter c level actor

I don't want my fighters to be good actors. It's better they be as bad as possible. They are savage lions in a world of good acting gazelles

 

[Van Daz]

why is Poatan so effective:

are his hands actually made of stone
are his hands bigger than normal
is it the torque of his hips
is it timing
is it accuracy
is it all of the above

He's made from this....

Also, this man wasn't born, he was forged.

 

[mjfan23]

I don't want my fighters to be good actors. It's better they be as bad as possible. They are savage lions in a world of good acting gazelles

Some acting can extend your reign at the top. Fake the impact of a nut shot or near shot instead of waiving the ref off to KO fools. No one wants to see macho man KOing people. We need more stoppages via illegal strikes or accidental eye pokes!!!

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

I could imagine him in Mr Nanny or Suburban Commando as one of those henchmen that tried to take out Hulk Hogan, and got taken to town by Hogan

 

[suizuri]

Can we get a ban over here?

Nah this thread is alright. Good job TS.

 

[duke_droese]

why is Poatan so effective:

are his hands actually made of stone
are his hands bigger than normal
is it the torque of his hips
is it timing
is it accuracy
is it all of the above

They explain it in terminator 2:

• John Connor : So this other guy: he's a Terminator like you, right?
  The Terminator : Not like me. A T-1000, advanced prototype.
  John Connor : You mean more advanced than you are?
  The Terminator : Yes. A mimetic polyalloy.
  John Connor : What the hell does that mean?
  The Terminator : Liquid metal.

 

[Hassan Mouzine]

Some Johnny Sins level acting here, Joe

jhonny sinns ALWAYS finishes. poatan only dreams he could do that

 

[PeterGriffin]

Wtf??

Is Adesanya offering reach-arounds for Sherbros who keep shit-talking Poatan at every turn? Seems to be an exponential increase in garbage threads since UFC300.