Haha thanks! Literally made that up on that spot. I just did three shows in Missouri tonight and had a badass time. Did two really important shows at a great club. I'll post a video tomorrow, a lot of the same jokes but with a much bigger crowd.
I'm washed the fuck out in this pic, the spotlight was so bright I couldn't see a single person in the audience.
Then dropped in to do a third set at an open mic and ended up telling someone to "shut the fuck up" twenty five times during a five minute set before telling him I wish his parents aborted him. The sound guy came up and shook my hand and thanked me because I guess he was bothering everyone else all night lol.
If any of you guys are in AR, MO, KS, or IL I'm doing a tour out that way in November.