Whale missing for 200 years suddenly spotted in ocean

[666]

I went to the cinema last week to watch Dune and there was a whale sat next to my seat.

I looked at him and said " I'm sorry but are you a whale ?"
" Yes, yes I am."
" What an earth are you doing here?"
" Well, I really liked the book..."

If you're morbidly obese you should have to book 2 seats wherever you go.

 

[Osculater]

I went to the cinema last week to watch Dune and there was a whale sat next to my seat.

I looked at him and said " I'm sorry but are you a whale ?"
" Yes, yes I am."
" What an earth are you doing here?"
" Well, I really liked the book..."

Was his favorite character Shai-Hulud?

 

[Osculater]

If you're morbidly obese you should have to book 2 seats wherever you go.

I think they get to sit at the handicapped section

 

[Tone C]

If you're morbidly obese you should have to book 2 seats wherever you go.

I do...

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

Are you sure the whales were spotted in the ocean and not in Walmart?

They are almost always in Walmart, it's special to see them in the ocean....

 

[666]

I think they get to sit at the handicapped section

Hate to correct you but it's called handicapable now. Just looking out so you don't get cancelled.

 

[666]

I do...

You're different though that's cause you're a baller.

 

[Osculater]

Hate to correct you but it's called handicapable now. Just looking out so you don't get cancelled.

 

[Osculater]

They are almost always in Walmart, it's special to see them in the ocean....

Do they travel to Walmart through the Mississippi River?

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

Do they travel to Walmart through the Mississippi River?

They can get there through many different forms of travel. As seen in the post below

Some made the evolutionary step back on land. You can sometimes watch them swimming through Walmart

but even there they are at risk of extinction
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[Osculater]

They can get there through many different forms of travel. As seen in the post below

amazing!

 

[Fedorgasm]

What did the big whale say when his son thanked him for being a good Dad?

Spoiler

you're whale cum

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

What did the big whale say when his son thanked him for being a good Dad?

Spoiler

you're whale cum

Ah.. a Sperm whale joke..

 

[mixmastermo]

Maybe they should've checked there first.

Whale missing for 200 years suddenly spotted in ocean

The sighting shocked and elated marine experts, as gray whales were declared extinct from the Atlantic Ocean in the 1700s.

www.newsweek.com

Did they find the kidnapper and bring him or her to justice?

 

[listrahtes]

Ah.. a Sperm whale joke..

There is s video somewhere on YT of a women snorkeling next to sperm whales and one used his sonar injuring her badly . Guess it's a very very bad idea to get close to these guys. Up to 235db a click and that in water. Even if they just communicate it could be painful. There is a hypothesis that their sonar is that strong it can vibrate / inactivate and hurt even large prey.

 

[StonedLemur]

Ah, thanks for clarifying. Probably not his mum I reckon!

4th cousin, twice removed on his mothers side actually lol

 

[StonedLemur]

There is s video somewhere on YT of a women snorkeling next to sperm whales and one used his sonar injuring her badly . Guess it's a very very bad idea to get close to these guys. Up to 235db a click and that in water. Even if they just communicate it could be painful. There is a hypothesis that their sonar is that strong it can vibrate / inactivate and hurt even large prey.

Did not know that.
That's crazy cool, they're amazing animals.

 

[BangBang]

There is s video somewhere on YT of a women snorkeling next to sperm whales and one used his sonar injuring her badly . Guess it's a very very bad idea to get close to these guys. Up to 235db a click and that in water. Even if they just communicate it could be painful. There is a hypothesis that their sonar is that strong it can vibrate / inactivate and hurt even large prey.

Thought she might enjoy the vibrations but I guess everyone has a limit.

 

[Belaya Smert]

Jacque Cousteau could have found that thing episode 1 season 1.
Scene cuts to Grey Whale swimming in the distance; Jacque says something as thought provoking and inspirational as it was intelligible and confusing.


Four words
Thanks a lot Obama!

 

[Gandzooka]