What am I eating?

1: Are there oats....in your meal? - no
2: Is it baby batter? - no
3: pancakes - no
4: Are you eating scrambled eggs out of a shoe... with a comb? - no
5: Does the meal contain beef? - no
6: Is it a shitwich? - no
7: Does it contain the flesh of a murdered animal? - no
8: Are you Asian? - no
9: The D! - no
10: Are you white? - yes
11: Are you eating a food that might not be considered a breakfast food? - yes
12: I know that you are eating bread with mayonnaise. Sherlock'd. - no
13: Are you eating pizza? - no
14: Does your meal contain eggs? - no
15: Do it look like this dawg? - yes
16: are you eating starburst you cheeky plonka? - no
17: Skittles - no
18: Cheese sandwich? - no
19: Is it dicks? - no
20: A burrito? - no
21: Deez nuuuuuutz - no
22: Are you eating pie of some sort? - no
23: PB & J - no
24: Wait a second....obviously you're eating a push up - no
25: Goldfinger - no
26: is it a peanut butter jelly sammich? - no
27: An Sald? - no
28: Are you eating a person? - no
29: Is it a sandwich? - yes
30: Quinoa because of all of the nutritious benefits. - no
31: is it a fruit roll up? - no
32: Does what you are eating contain cheese? - no
33: Does this sandwich contain chicken? - no
34: Sald sandwich - no
35: Scooby doo fruit snacks, those were dank - no
36: Does this sandwich contain fish? - no
37: is it an ice cream sandwich? - no
38: A potato - no
 
Organic Kale because you wanna up that fiber intake.
 
Are you eating a cucumber finger sandwich? You :eek::eek::eek:.
 
Peanut butter and celery for a nice filling snack with protein and fiber.
 
1: Are there oats....in your meal? - no
2: Is it baby batter? - no
3: pancakes - no
4: Are you eating scrambled eggs out of a shoe... with a comb? - no
5: Does the meal contain beef? - no
6: Is it a shitwich? - no
7: Does it contain the flesh of a murdered animal? - no
8: Are you Asian? - no
9: The D! - no
10: Are you white? - yes
11: Are you eating a food that might not be considered a breakfast food? - yes
12: I know that you are eating bread with mayonnaise. Sherlock'd. - no
13: Are you eating pizza? - no
14: Does your meal contain eggs? - no
15: Do it look like this dawg? - yes
16: are you eating starburst you cheeky plonka? - no
17: Skittles - no
18: Cheese sandwich? - no
19: Is it dicks? - no
20: A burrito? - no
21: Deez nuuuuuutz - no
22: Are you eating pie of some sort? - no
23: PB & J - no
24: Wait a second....obviously you're eating a push up - no
25: Goldfinger - no
26: is it a peanut butter jelly sammich? - no
27: An Sald? - no
28: Are you eating a person? - no
29: Is it a sandwich? - yes
30: Quinoa because of all of the nutritious benefits. - no
31: is it a fruit roll up? - no
32: Does what you are eating contain cheese? - no
33: Does this sandwich contain chicken? - no
34: Sald sandwich - no
35: Scooby doo fruit snacks, those were dank - no
36: Does this sandwich contain fish? - no
37: is it an ice cream sandwich? - no
38: A potato - no
39: Organic Kale because you wanna up that fiber intake. - no
40: Are you eating a cucumber finger sandwich? - no
41: Nutella sandwich - no
42: Peanut butter and celery for a nice filling snack with protein and fiber. - no
 
The snack that smiles back, goldfish.
 
1: Are there oats....in your meal? - no
2: Is it baby batter? - no
3: pancakes - no
4: Are you eating scrambled eggs out of a shoe... with a comb? - no
5: Does the meal contain beef? - no
6: Is it a shitwich? - no
7: Does it contain the flesh of a murdered animal? - no
8: Are you Asian? - no
9: The D! - no
10: Are you white? - yes
11: Are you eating a food that might not be considered a breakfast food? - yes
12: I know that you are eating bread with mayonnaise. Sherlock'd. - no
13: Are you eating pizza? - no
14: Does your meal contain eggs? - no
15: Do it look like this dawg? - yes
16: are you eating starburst you cheeky plonka? - no
17: Skittles - no
18: Cheese sandwich? - no
19: Is it dicks? - no
20: A burrito? - no
21: Deez nuuuuuutz - no
22: Are you eating pie of some sort? - no
23: PB & J - no
24: Wait a second....obviously you're eating a push up - no
25: Goldfinger - no
26: is it a peanut butter jelly sammich? - no
27: An Sald? - no
28: Are you eating a person? - no
29: Is it a sandwich? - yes
30: Quinoa because of all of the nutritious benefits. - no
31: is it a fruit roll up? - no
32: Does what you are eating contain cheese? - no
33: Does this sandwich contain chicken? - no
34: Sald sandwich - no
35: Scooby doo fruit snacks, those were dank - no
36: Does this sandwich contain fish? - no
37: is it an ice cream sandwich? - no
38: A potato - no
39: Organic Kale because you wanna up that fiber intake. - no
40: Are you eating a cucumber finger sandwich? - no
41: Nutella sandwich - no
42: Peanut butter and celery for a nice filling snack with protein and fiber. - no
43: The snack that smiles back, goldfish. - no
 
is it a fluff sandwich?

y'know...fluff

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1: Are there oats....in your meal? - no
2: Is it baby batter? - no
3: pancakes - no
4: Are you eating scrambled eggs out of a shoe... with a comb? - no
5: Does the meal contain beef? - no
6: Is it a shitwich? - no
7: Does it contain the flesh of a murdered animal? - no
8: Are you Asian? - no
9: The D! - no
10: Are you white? - yes
11: Are you eating a food that might not be considered a breakfast food? - yes
12: I know that you are eating bread with mayonnaise. Sherlock'd. - no
13: Are you eating pizza? - no
14: Does your meal contain eggs? - no
15: Do it look like this dawg? - yes
16: are you eating starburst you cheeky plonka? - no
17: Skittles - no
18: Cheese sandwich? - no
19: Is it dicks? - no
20: A burrito? - no
21: Deez nuuuuuutz - no
22: Are you eating pie of some sort? - no
23: PB & J - no
24: Wait a second....obviously you're eating a push up - no
25: Goldfinger - no
26: is it a peanut butter jelly sammich? - no
27: An Sald? - no
28: Are you eating a person? - no
29: Is it a sandwich? - yes
30: Quinoa because of all of the nutritious benefits. - no
31: is it a fruit roll up? - no
32: Does what you are eating contain cheese? - no
33: Does this sandwich contain chicken? - no
34: Sald sandwich - no
35: Scooby doo fruit snacks, those were dank - no
36: Does this sandwich contain fish? - no
37: is it an ice cream sandwich? - no
38: A potato - no
39: Organic Kale because you wanna up that fiber intake. - no
40: Are you eating a cucumber finger sandwich? - no
41: Nutella sandwich - no
42: Peanut butter and celery for a nice filling snack with protein and fiber. - no
43: The snack that smiles back, goldfish. - no
44: is it a fluff sandwich? - no
45: The only ramen I like - no
 
Does the sandwich have meat of any kind?
 
Sun chips :D

OMF you idiots, it has already been established as being a sandwich!!

1: Are there oats....in your meal? - no
2: Is it baby batter? - no
3: pancakes - no
4: Are you eating scrambled eggs out of a shoe... with a comb? - no
5: Does the meal contain beef? - no
6: Is it a shitwich? - no
7: Does it contain the flesh of a murdered animal? - no
8: Are you Asian? - no
9: The D! - no
10: Are you white? - yes
11: Are you eating a food that might not be considered a breakfast food? - yes
12: I know that you are eating bread with mayonnaise. Sherlock'd. - no
13: Are you eating pizza? - no
14: Does your meal contain eggs? - no
15: Do it look like this dawg? - yes
16: are you eating starburst you cheeky plonka? - no
17: Skittles - no
18: Cheese sandwich? - no
19: Is it dicks? - no
20: A burrito? - no
21: Deez nuuuuuutz - no
22: Are you eating pie of some sort? - no
23: PB & J - no
24: Wait a second....obviously you're eating a push up - no
25: Goldfinger - no
26: is it a peanut butter jelly sammich? - no
27: An Sald? - no
28: Are you eating a person? - no
29: Is it a sandwich? - yes
30: Quinoa because of all of the nutritious benefits. - no
31: is it a fruit roll up? - no
32: Does what you are eating contain cheese? - no
33: Does this sandwich contain chicken? - no
34: Sald sandwich - no
35: Scooby doo fruit snacks, those were dank - no
36: Does this sandwich contain fish? - no
37: is it an ice cream sandwich? - no
38: A potato - no
39: Organic Kale because you wanna up that fiber intake. - no
40: Are you eating a cucumber finger sandwich? - no
41: Nutella sandwich - no
42: Peanut butter and celery for a nice filling snack with protein and fiber. - no
43: The snack that smiles back, goldfish. - no
44: is it a fluff sandwich? - no
45: The only ramen I like - no
46: Sun chips - no
 
Does the sandwich have meat of any kind?

1: Are there oats....in your meal? - no
2: Is it baby batter? - no
3: pancakes - no
4: Are you eating scrambled eggs out of a shoe... with a comb? - no
5: Does the meal contain beef? - no
6: Is it a shitwich? - no
7: Does it contain the flesh of a murdered animal? - no
8: Are you Asian? - no
9: The D! - no
10: Are you white? - yes
11: Are you eating a food that might not be considered a breakfast food? - yes
12: I know that you are eating bread with mayonnaise. Sherlock'd. - no
13: Are you eating pizza? - no
14: Does your meal contain eggs? - no
15: Do it look like this dawg? - yes
16: are you eating starburst you cheeky plonka? - no
17: Skittles - no
18: Cheese sandwich? - no
19: Is it dicks? - no
20: A burrito? - no
21: Deez nuuuuuutz - no
22: Are you eating pie of some sort? - no
23: PB & J - no
24: Wait a second....obviously you're eating a push up - no
25: Goldfinger - no
26: is it a peanut butter jelly sammich? - no
27: An Sald? - no
28: Are you eating a person? - no
29: Is it a sandwich? - yes
30: Quinoa because of all of the nutritious benefits. - no
31: is it a fruit roll up? - no
32: Does what you are eating contain cheese? - no
33: Does this sandwich contain chicken? - no
34: Sald sandwich - no
35: Scooby doo fruit snacks, those were dank - no
36: Does this sandwich contain fish? - no
37: is it an ice cream sandwich? - no
38: A potato - no
39: Organic Kale because you wanna up that fiber intake. - no
40: Are you eating a cucumber finger sandwich? - no
41: Nutella sandwich - no
42: Peanut butter and celery for a nice filling snack with protein and fiber. - no
43: The snack that smiles back, goldfish. - no
44: is it a fluff sandwich? - no
45: The only ramen I like - no
46: Sun chips - no
47: Does the sandwich have meat of any kind? - no
 
Are you eating a vegie-burger?
 
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Peanut butter and honey sandwich :D
 
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