Which little things annoy you the most in life?

McD drive thru where dumbass girl asks "Anything else?" and you say no, then she asks "Will that be all?" You make me answer the same stupid question twice. She probably thinks she's sophisticated like that, like reading from a script.
 
-slow walkers in public, especially at casinos.
-rude people to customer service workers
-the cord getting unplugged or in the way of my electric lawn mower (working on buying a wireless one 🖕)

Dont ever ask me to go to a grocery store, its a trigger for me. Its like you mixed up the drunk assholes from the casinos and inserted 50 other retards who have no idea about personal space or waiting your turn. I have almost filled the room with uppercuts multiple times while buying groceries. Luckily my girl does it now.
 
Couples of people that slowly walk in the middle of the sidewalk to the point where they are an obstacle you cannot pass without awkwardly jamming yourself around.

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Yes! Especially those people that walk 3 wide making small talk while moving at a snails pace.

On the same note, people that stop in a doorway to make small talk.

Situational awareness people, have some thought of where you are.
 
When people at the grocery store push their carts back to the cart receptacle, but can’t seem to figure out how to push their cart in straight and have it fit into the cart in front. It takes so little effort. You just push it a foot further. That’s it. Yep nobody seems to be able to handle it.
 
The dependancy on money and therefor work.
Waiting in lines, empty eyes, expressing stupidity endless like you stare into a black hole.
Also cleaning my ass everyday by wet wipes. I want a bidet!

Can get bidet attachments for your toilet now eh, tried one before and it actually works pretty well...its not as classy as a stand alone bidet seat, but no presents for the peasants, gotta take what we can
 
People who stop eye contact mid- conversation to go on their phone in order to find a link to something mentioned in the conversation and wattsapp it to you.
 
When your woman asks what time you want to leave and then when that time comes they're still getting ready a half hour later then get mad when you say why did you ask what time I wanted to leave in the first place.
 
When your woman asks what time you want to leave and then when that time comes they're still getting ready a half hour later then get mad when you say why did you ask what time I wanted to leave in the first place.
You could have three hours and it matters not to those women!!!
 
Inconsiderate people in public. Like when you enter Costco and have to show your membership card. There sometimes will be a person in front of you show their card, take a few steps inside the store then just stop in the middle of the isle and put the card back in their purse even though there is a big line behind them.

I guess it is with people who are unaware of their surroundings and how to behave in public.
 
people that start the sentence with the word "no"

as if they are some god like figure that knows everything

thankfully, my wife will never read this
 
Inconsiderate people in public. Like when you enter Costco and have to show your membership card. There sometimes will be a person in front of you show their card, take a few steps inside the store then just stop in the middle of the isle and put the card back in their purse even though there is a big line behind them.

I guess it is with people who are unaware of their surroundings and how to behave in public.
that is almost as bad as teens walking with their phones out, or grandma waiting for the very last minute to fumble looking for a pen while pulling out her checkbook. at least with costco and wide doors, you can pull out your card high above your head and keep walking and never look back.
 
Whenever I read "would of" or "should of" online. Recently someone hit me with a "wouldn't of had"

I'm getting better at ignoring it now but for a while it used to piss me off to no end. You see it all the time too.

Normally I don't care about anything grammatical but this one seems so unbelievably stupid
 
When your woman asks what time you want to leave and then when that time comes they're still getting ready a half hour later then get mad when you say why did you ask what time I wanted to leave in the first place.
My wife's tardiness and refusal to allow enough time to be ready drives me insane. I get more mad about that than anything.
 
-Power Slap h8n mandem/gyaldem/demdem 🚷🚷🚷
-When you're on your last bogie some bucktee rolls up asking for a stick den gets 🧀 thinking you're cappin like bro I ain't lying 🚬🤷‍♂️
-Ballin' up with the mandem inda bathtub and some yute rolls a straight ital spliff when mans only smoke grabba straight vibe killer 🏀💨
 
Cashiers that talk to customers about life for 5 - 10 mi uses while there's a line.

Folks at fast food places like Panda, sandwich joints etc that ask to taste everything and take 10 min to order with line in back.

Anyone who waits in a long line then doesn't decode till its their turn and tskesx5 to 10 min going back n forth at register.
 
i broke contact in the past and gave up on contracts with people that aren't punctual.
 
Hitting my head, nothing triggers me into a rage like that.

stupid people
 
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