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Joe Riggs telling a story of how he played spin the bottle with several UFC fighters in front of some hoes:
here is the audio its timestamped
"There was this one time where we were… in Utah, and we were getting ready for UFC 60. There was me, John Alessio, Joe Stevenson, Jay Hieron, Mac Danzig, myself, and I think that was it. We were all packed in training for UFC 60- we were all getting ready for something.
So anyways, this guy, Billy Rush- he passed away- he was there, and he had a girl with him. This was before I was married. We were like, ‘Bring the girls over here.’ Anyway, these girls come- all these hot girls- come through and were like, ‘Let’s play spin the bottle.’ Then they all take their shirts off, and I’m like, ‘Oh shit!’ I’m really kind of, I’m a ***** around girls. I’m kind of a shut-in.
But they all take their shirt off, and anyway, and it goes to Joe Stevenson, and they dare him to- I shouldn’t say this, this is bad!- they dare him to take his pants off. And he took his pants off, and he had the smallest dick I’ve ever seen on a man in my life. Joe had the biggest, serbian bush and this little turtle… My son is a five-year old, and he has the same size dick as Joe Stevenson. And I was like, ‘Good God, man! How do you get your wife off with that little bastard?’ But anyways, he took his pants off, and the ladies were aghast with that little ****. But anyways, Jay Hieron was next, and Jay takes his pants off, and he’s got a ****ing anaconda **** all the way down to his knees. I’m like, ‘God damnit, this ****ing ashy dick hanging down.’ So I was like, ‘Ah, ****!’ So anyways it goes to me, they’re like, ‘Joe, take your pants off,’ and I was like, ‘No, no, I’ll be the good one.’ So it goes to John Alessio, and he has an uncircumcised penis.
Then you have Sean McCorkle who has stories up the wazoo, I liked his reading of MAtt Hughes book and how he confronted the scam artist Tai Lopez, I cant find the link to those though but they were worth the listen.
here is the audio its timestamped
"There was this one time where we were… in Utah, and we were getting ready for UFC 60. There was me, John Alessio, Joe Stevenson, Jay Hieron, Mac Danzig, myself, and I think that was it. We were all packed in training for UFC 60- we were all getting ready for something.
So anyways, this guy, Billy Rush- he passed away- he was there, and he had a girl with him. This was before I was married. We were like, ‘Bring the girls over here.’ Anyway, these girls come- all these hot girls- come through and were like, ‘Let’s play spin the bottle.’ Then they all take their shirts off, and I’m like, ‘Oh shit!’ I’m really kind of, I’m a ***** around girls. I’m kind of a shut-in.
But they all take their shirt off, and anyway, and it goes to Joe Stevenson, and they dare him to- I shouldn’t say this, this is bad!- they dare him to take his pants off. And he took his pants off, and he had the smallest dick I’ve ever seen on a man in my life. Joe had the biggest, serbian bush and this little turtle… My son is a five-year old, and he has the same size dick as Joe Stevenson. And I was like, ‘Good God, man! How do you get your wife off with that little bastard?’ But anyways, he took his pants off, and the ladies were aghast with that little ****. But anyways, Jay Hieron was next, and Jay takes his pants off, and he’s got a ****ing anaconda **** all the way down to his knees. I’m like, ‘God damnit, this ****ing ashy dick hanging down.’ So I was like, ‘Ah, ****!’ So anyways it goes to me, they’re like, ‘Joe, take your pants off,’ and I was like, ‘No, no, I’ll be the good one.’ So it goes to John Alessio, and he has an uncircumcised penis.
Then you have Sean McCorkle who has stories up the wazoo, I liked his reading of MAtt Hughes book and how he confronted the scam artist Tai Lopez, I cant find the link to those though but they were worth the listen.
