Wife just left me. Hold me up Sherbros. I need it now.

[Overtures]

My wife told me upfront she wasn't changing her mind. Said she'd been thinking about it for two years.


Of course, she's my best friend.


Hit me with all your power. I need it.

 

[13 others]

My wife told me upfront she wasn't changing her mind. Said she'd been thinking about it for two years.


Of course, she's my best friend.


Hit me with all your power. I need it.

You sound poor.​

 

[AgedFlatus]

Lol, she's fucking someone else.

 

[Zer]

Damn, sorry to hear. You still got your sherbros

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Lol, she's fucking someone else.

This asshole is 100% correct bro. Better get tested ts.

 

[Joe Wong]

Any reason why TS?

 

[Captain Davis]

See if she'll swing by and pick my ole lady up on her way out.

 

[Joe Wong]

See if she'll swing by and pick my ole lady up on her way out.

Why? So then we can get two babies making "My wife left me" threads?

LOL jk

 

[DataBreach]

My wife told me upfront she wasn't changing her mind. Said she'd been thinking about it for two years.


Of course, she's my best friend.


Hit me with all your power. I need it.

How long were you married? Kids? Who's the provider?

 

[Captain Davis]

Why? So then we can get two babies making "My wife left me" threads?

LOL jk

TS's nightmare would be an answer to my prayers

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Need pics of wife to determine whether this is good or bad news.

 

[Pugilistic]

I'll sum up the thread for you:
Women are terrible
Women are whores
Women are the spawn of satan
Women are the cause of all that is wrong in this world

Hope she gives you an Ipad at least bro.

 

[ManCityFC9]

Sucks man; hope you've manage to keep a bit of a separate bank account.
- I recommend hanging with some friends, moderate to light drinking, and doing one activity that you've always wanted to do(sky diving, road trip, travel, strip club, swimming in the ocean, etc.)... any adventure will get your T-level up and help you with the emotion.

<{yas!}>

 

[GODZILLA213]

You savages are making me laugh way to hard

 

[touchedbyjab]

You sound poor.​

Life will go on OP. This pain is temporary, but necessary to move on.

 

[Tuf_guy]

Need pics of wife to determine whether this is good or bad news.

This. You got nothing to lose now. Her potentially perceived lack of physical beauty is the next man's problem now!

And I'm getting my finest of IG filters ready to send you some comfort dick pics to sweeten the pot here, btw.

 

[AgedFlatus]

She's just getting needs you couldn't fullfill met. She's happy now.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Sorry the hear that. Just know it gets better.

 

[Tuf_guy]

...In fact, let's ALL pm TS some dick pics to show our support through this tough time.

 

[Grob]

How long have you been married?
Why didn't she say something 2 years ago? If she did, why weren't you listening?
Would she be willing to try counselling or has she already found another guy?

She doesn't sound like a friend at all to spring this on you, with no chance for you to do something about it.