Worst nicknames ever

[L.T.]

"The Answer"

Like, what the fuck does that even mean.

Yeah Sherdog, I'm hatin' on Frankie Edgar. Come at me.

You're hating on Iverson too so you can really go fuck yourself.

 

[FrenchFri3dNinja]

Hulk "thunder lips" Hogan

 

[Xuh]

There are quite a few but David 'The Soul Assassin' Terrell stands out for the cringe factor,
it's cliche ('assassin'.... 'hey bro I should be called the assassin' 'no that's taken.. what about the silent assassin? taken to? oh... 'soul' assassin? yeah that's it!)
it sounds tryhard (see above)
& just generally gay as fuck

'The Babyface Assassin' was pretty bad too but fortunately Josh borrowed a cooler nickname later.

 

[Saduh]

War Machine.