Worst things to eat during UFC events

[Erocthadon]

Acid. Trust me.

 

[BoD 2.0]

For example I couldn't watch Holly Holm / Rhonda live cause I worked the next day

Watching it the following morning with my froot loops, when that kick happened I made it rain froot loops all over my living room - it was a disaster!! Froot loops all over the place, cats batting them around etc - what a scene!

Also when I was at a bar and GSp was fighting Jake Shields, I let a napkin on fire and a work buddy poured beer on it to put it out

How many cats do you have weirdo?

 

[JosephTessaro]

Clippy, 4/20 was yesterday.

 

[Affenschädel]

Dick

I can highly recommend it to all slim/fit and handsome women!

 

[Clippy]

How many cats do you have weirdo?

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/which-one-of-my-cats-is-best.3708439/

 

[Clippy]

Clippy, 4/20 was yesterday.

It's every day in Canada

 

[TGArthur]

I usually try to avoid eating Clenbuterol and cocaine while watching Jon Jones fight.

 

[kungfoolmasta]

 

[davidlemonparty]

Asbestos

Nothing wrong with eating it, just don't breathe in to your lungs

 

[Fstepp]

Brock VS Lazer

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I got a loud chip eater mate that I watch the fights with, fucking annoying.

 

[notori0us1]

Sherdog isn't your diary you pathetic slobs

 

[Face Punch]

I’m not sure but I can absolutely tell you what NOT to eat BEFORE a fight card. Mango Habanero wings from BWW. You 100% will need to shit during the most crucial moments of any given fight and it will burn. Your chilly ring will hate you.

 

[killakillakilla]

Also when I was at a bar and GSp was fighting Jake Shields, I let a napkin on fire and a work buddy poured beer on it to put it out

Wha? It’s ironic cause watching a napkin on fire would be more entertaining than GSP vs shields

 

[Mondo Freaks]

Oh stop it. Your trailer isn’t too hard to clean up.

 

[Clippy]

Wha? It’s ironic cause watching a napkin on fire would be more entertaining than GSP vs shields

I was so drunkenly disappointed during the fight that I desperately had to make some action happen somehow.

 

[Superman Elbow]

True story: I had a seizure while holding a full bowl of cereal in front of my dad once...good times.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

 

[Rhood]

Pistachios

 

[BTard]

@ Clippy, you had a banana last time...