Would you survive your birthday month?

[Gutter Chris]

Oh sure, give me one of the hardest guys in Jason.....fuck it, let me bang bro.

Shotgun him in the legs then park your truck on him until you can come up with a more permanent solution

 

[jeff7b9]

Is

he's come in crazy forms before

That a young Patricia Arquette?
(True Romance)

 

[jeff7b9]

Yea dude. Far as I know Mike Myers isn't bulletproof. Our Halloween movie would last like 2 minutes. I'd give that fool a mag dump and that would be that.

Have a backup magazine.

Those motherfuckers have a way of coming back.

 

[DaleBoca]

Sagittarius?

That would be correct.

 

[king hippo]

Is

That a young Patricia Arquette?
(True Romance)

yes

 

[jeff7b9]

yes

Did she survive?

I'm going to guess yes due to the film pre dating the "kill the pretty girl for shock value" trope. Which I don't recall seeing much of prior to scream and Drew Barrymore

Spoiler

She gets killed. Immediately.

 

[StonedLemur]

Shotgun him in the legs then park your truck on him until you can come up with a more permanent solution

Lmfao, its as good a plan as any sir.

 

[StonedLemur]

That would be correct.

Sag in the house lol

 

[Gutter Chris]

Have a backup magazine.

Those motherfuckers have a way of coming back.

Always do. Ya never know lol.

 

[Halifax]

Shotgun him in the legs then park your truck on him until you can come up with a more permanent solution

The old Steamroller worked for the punisher the time he fought Wolverine. That was a fun Comic. He shot him in the beanbag to keep him down for awhile while he killed some dudes. Wolverine took it personal and vowed to track him down. Frank was like "hmmmm. he's right, he will heal up fast and with that nose can track me down anywhere in Brooklyn. I need something to give me a day head start so he loses the scent"

Decided to park a steamroller on him LOL

 

[Gutter Chris]

Lmfao, its as good a plan as any sir.

That's been my how to deal with Jason plan for like 20 years. Unlike Myers Jason seems to be unkillable to you gotta stop him some other way. Wreck his legs and arms and find a way to keep him from going anywhere. Wrecking his legs is the key I think.

Man cant stand man can't fight ...book of silver.

 

[Gutter Chris]

The old Steamroller worked for the punisher the time he fought Wolverine. That was a fun Comic. He shot him in the beanbag to keep him down for awhile while he killed some dudes. Wolverine took it personal and vowed to track him down. Frank was like "hmmmm. he's right, he will heal up fast and with that nose can track me down anywhere in Brooklyn. I need something to give me a day head start so he loses the scent"

Decided to park a steamroller on him LOL

I never read the comic but that's damn fine thinking. If someone is unkillable don't try to kill them find a way to make them non mobile and try some things.

 

[NoSmilez]

I looked up who plays the Nun from Conjuring. I think I wood even though she is old.

 

[spamking]

Fuck yeah, that's whats up sir lol.

Sagittarius?

Scorpio.

 

[king hippo]

Did she survive?

yes in the 3rd film. actor was recast i think in the sequels and don't remember what happened to the character.

 

[Halifax]

I never read the comic but that's damn fine thinking. If someone is unkillable don't try to kill them find a way to make them non mobile and try some things.

Well, Frank Castle is kinda genius level when it comes to his specialties. His tactical IQ and problem solving is through the roof, and most times he teams with Superheroes, he is actively plotting how to kill the bad guys before they can stop him and usually succeeds lol

 

[StonedLemur]

Scorpio.

I still love you despite your flaws sir lol.

 

[StonedLemur]

That's been my how to deal with Jason plan for like 20 years. Unlike Myers Jason seems to be unkillable to you gotta stop him some other way. Wreck his legs and arms and find a way to keep him from going anywhere. Wrecking his legs is the key I think.

Man cant stand man can't fight ...book of silver.

Could always put a cargo container on him and then build a tiny house in it lol.

 

[StonedLemur]

I looked up who plays the Nun from Conjuring. I think I wood even though she is old.

Just looked her because of your post, I'd throw some dick at her myself lol.

 

[MLarson]

I think I can take Pennywise.

I was born in May so I think I can survive.