Would you survive your birthday month?

[Natural Order]

December here. Looks like Pennywise.

Wasn’t Pennywise actually some galactic turtle entity? I’d fuck it up regardless.

 

[StonedLemur]

By the time you get me, I will be like chewed gum.

Lmao

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Yeah I’d be fine. That dude is slow as fuck

 

[650lb Sumo]

holy hell!! sounds like i'd be cooked, pun intended.

how did they survive in the movie? I'll just do that

I just need a super soaker full of holy water right?

A lot of people don't survive, but if you are on the level of a veteran paranormal investigator who can complete an exorcism against a strong demon you might be able to banish it to Hell, at least for a while. Also if you are on the spiritual level of an elite and devout nun you might be able to drive it out or trap it with Christ's Blood (transubstantiated wine). But expect to be tested to your limits.

Yeah, but doesn't the creature hibernates and appears every 12 or 17 years

I think it’s 27 years if I recall. I’m 57 now, so assuming it just started hibernating I’ll be 84 when it wakes up. I’ll wait for it on my porch, all grumpy with a “get off my lawn” attitude.

It activates for 23 days every 23 years.

December here. Looks like Pennywise.

Wasn’t Pennywise actually some galactic turtle entity? I’d fuck it up regardless.

Pennywise takes the form of whatever its victims fear the most, but its true form has been described as an endless, crawling, hairy creature made of orange light.

 

[THE Red Beard]

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Lmao

Talk about getting some head! Oral.

 

[StonedLemur]

Talk about getting some head! Oral.

If oral came with teeth like that I would stop askin for head sir lol

 

[THE Red Beard]

If oral came with teeth like that I would stop askin for head sir lol

It's all the same in the dark iirc

 

[king hippo]

 

[king hippo]

 

[king hippo]

 

[king hippo]

 

[blaseblase]

Leatherface would be easy, he's just a retarded guy with a chainsaw. A chainsaw isn't a practical weapon.

 

[king hippo]

Leatherface would be easy, he's just a retarded guy with a chainsaw. A chainsaw isn't a practical weapon.

trouble in close-quarters combat and he's fast for his size.

 

[gondo]

I don’t sleep so surviving Freddy would be easy.

 

[StonedLemur]

It's all the same in the dark iirc

Not sure I can follow that logic big guy lol.

 

[Simple Southerner]

Pinhead. Probably not

 

[BroRogan]

@Arqueto @Chules @Ignicious


@Carl Drogo we got Chucky LOL easy money, early stoppage

 

[TCE]

Mine is July. I know every single one of them but July's.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Why in the name of the Virgin Mary's Holy Hymen is Michael motherfucking Myers not October?!

 

[THE Red Beard]

Not sure I can follow that logic big guy lol.

I have some eternal reflection to do.