Social You know you are old when....

[Cool Hand Luke]

can't have gray ball hairs if you shave em

 

[Gamrot]

can't have gray ball hairs if you shave em

I try but it hurts so fuck that

 

[Cooz]

You know you are old when....

• You have a pill box for all the medication and vitamins you have to take.
• You have your 'era' of music and don't even attempt to keep up with current stuff
• You kill time by having a nap
• You get shocked how much a bag of chips costs compared to your childhood.

Any others?

You tell people your age and no one replies with "really? you look so young!"

 

[Tekk]

 

[west42]

Jesus Christ, were you born in the 1800's?

I remember when a bottle of Coca-Cola cost $.10. But you had to leave the glass bottle. Candy bars came wrapped in paper. There were only four T.V. channels and Cable T.V. did not exist.

 

[lostdog000]

i went to bed at 6:45 pm last night

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

I can't be the only one to always somehow think the 90s was just a decade ago. That's another sign of getting old

I always think the 90s was just a few years ago.

 

[Prelimtapper]

When sleep is more important than Fun to you.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

sleep is fun

 

[Frode Falch]

I've always had to do this.

 

[deucesarewild]

I try but it hurts so fuck that

Bathtub. Light some candles. Put on some saxophone music. Balls will respond favorably.

 

[Fedorgasm]

My daughter when she was younger asked me ths question, not as a joke, but completely serious...

"When you were in school did you write with those feather things?"

 

[Fugazy]

if you drop something, "it's gone forever" rather than bend over to pick it up

Yup

If It comes back to me then it was meant to be, otherwise, fuck it… lol

 

[Fugazy]

When a good hard sneeze might blow out your back…

 

[Strychnine]

Jesus Christ, were you born in the 1800's?

"The old lion does not grow old by being weak."

- Old African Proverb.

"The older the bull, the stiffer the horn!"

- USA

 

[Misfit23]

When you start walking every day for exercise.

Oh, this one hurt...

 

[Cooz]

I started driving when gas was under $1

I remember when gas hit less than one $ for like a week in the late 1900s!

 

[Amerikuracana]

Kelly and zak have been married 27 years.

2000 was 22 fkn years ago.

 

[Amerikuracana]

I smoked when cigs were 1.85 a pack. Granted I started hilariously young..

Cigs 1.85, everybody complaining about 1.30 gas.

 

[Misfit23]

Canberra, Australia.

Go out to Moosehead for me.